graduation speech accent

Obnoxious cadence/tone high schoolers use when giving an cliche graduation speech.

Speaker: As our class survived through such unprecedented times...
Person: Man I hate kids with the graduation speech accent

by RedditAdmin June 13, 2024

wow speech

An euphemism which occurs if a woman is putting a guy in the friendzone, with other words this means that she doesn’t want to have neither relationship nor an intercourse with a man, but instead of telling him, the insulting and degrading “let s just be friends” she is using as an excuse, that in case of a relationship she is looking for the “wow” feeling that she unfortunately doesn’t seem to have with that certain guy, even though he is a very nice person.

Santos: You look so fabulous in the moonlight! Do you think we can move on,and spend this night together ? I have some champagne and strawberries in my fridge!

Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..

by Lolita67 October 16, 2012

Kingston Speech

1) When a person retaliates to a snide comment with a fancy reply.

Matt: Hey, man did you hear about when Rob called Sarah fat?
Kyle: Yeah, she went totally kingston speech on his arse.
Matt: Totally, she kept on going on about how he had no right to say that to her and he should be more respectful.

by Durzan Amos December 9, 2008

Freedom of speech

That is not what freedom of speech means and you're perfectly fine with people being condemned and criticized.

Hym "Nooo Russell. That ain't what freedom of speech means. You know that. You know what it means. It means you can say whatever you want. You are free to speak. Freedom. You're either free or you're not. In the same way that you're either a crippled assburger with a visibily defunct mind or you're not. Getting molested by Amber doesn't make you a real person Elon. See? You can just say whatever. Your tainted and neglected offspring will never love you. Unlike most men I'm willing to fuck trans girls so how old is your he/she son? Did Joe's daughters turn 18 yet and do they want to make an easy 200 million? I've been building up fat so my bitch-tits are extra jiggly right now."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

Abyssinica Speech

The funny robotic Amharic text to speech, possibly made and voiced by one guy named Meshesha Kibret Cherie, based on my research about who made BunnaScript (also made by this guy, he has 3 videos explaining his programming language and his company name is EthioCloud/Meliyu/Kekros)

Some words are real recording instead of synthetized, like: 4W1H, some country names including Ethiopia, common verbs, etc

His actual voice, when he explaining about BunnaScript, sounds charming and friendly. Some of his TTS prerecorded voices for specific words sounds funny

So, Lapatata (in different languages memes Youtuber) used Abyssinica Speech to speak out words translated into Amharic. The non-robotic one, which is Ameha (Male) from MicMonster, is no longer used due to paywall, the pro voices no longer have a demo, and possibly warning from the company. At the end, Abyssinica Speech is still the best one for the Amharic TTS due to the meme nature of their videos

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The meme: You sussy baka

Abyssinica Speech (reads the translation) : Anta... susi baka!

by PuniUwUCute January 29, 2023

speech blurmia

When you literally can't talk properly.

Alyssa has speech blurmia.

by TruYeahTru September 9, 2015

Friendship speech virginity

The first speech given after being upgraded from acquaintance to friend.

Eg: "im taking ur friendship speech virginity omg…"

by Willowonourweddingday December 5, 2021