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bad miracle 

Mentioned in the 2022 neo-western flim, Nope, it is a event that's solely unfortunate, but happened seemingly at random. You know that saying,

"Out of all of in the world, it had to happen to me."
"I mean, sure . . . you got your brother's car. But it was at the cost of someone actually murdering him. So . . . wouldn't that be a case of a bad miracle?"
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taco miracle 

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.
Jesus was born of a taco miracle.
taco miracle by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011

Lyrical miracle

An insult used by dumb people (mostly on the internet of course?) (because they are too pussy to say it in person!) to try to disrespect and discredit lyrical rappers who actually put skill and effort into their rhymes and don't just get high and say whatever comes to their minds (lil wayne.) The reason they do this is because they are just mad that their favorite shitty rappers can't rap like that and that said "lyrical miracle" rappers put shitty rappers like lil gayne to shame and make them look like nothing compared to them.
1.
Luke: Who is your favorite rapper?
Bill: At the moment, K-Rino. He's one of the goats imo.
Luke: Ewww snooze, that's lyrical miracle nonsense...just using big words not saying anything.
Bill: You're just mad that lil wayne is a fucking talentless retard and can't rap like that and that K-Rino is a lot more skilled and is on a level that lil wayne will never be able to reach.
Luke: Just, I, you, just fuck you! Shut up ya cac!

2.
Idiot: Fuck Hopsin Canibus K-Rino Chino XL Eminem Logic Diabolic n all dat lyrical miracle rap trash, all it is is saying big words n trynna sound smart when they rilly arnt saying anything. Lil Wayne is better then all them white people rappers! Lil Wayne raps about real topics like smoking weed, drinking lean, and eating pussy and is fucking good at it!
Smart person: Lol lil wayne is shit. And I'd like to hear you rap as good as the rappers you say are trash? I bet you couldn't do it so just shut your retarded ass mouth until you can make a rap half as good.
Idiot: You...you're a...I...fuck you, fucking fuck you, fuck you you fucking cac!
Lyrical miracle by Icy Wyte July 3, 2022

Christmas miracle

The single wipe poop i.e. one wipe and it comes up clean. Called the christmas miracle because it's a rare and miraculous event. Synonym for ghostie
Dude, I don't know what I've been eating, but I've had like three christmas miracles this week.

Christmas Miracle

When you're banging a girl in missionary position and you run your hand through your hair over and over again so all your dandruff falls on her face like snow on Christmas Day.
Lisa said she hoped it would snow on Christmas this year, so Bob gave her a Christmas Miracle that night.

Everett Miracle

The event that occurs when someone gets paralyzed from a tragic accident and doctors conclude this person will never be able to walk again, yet in a few months the person is up and walking just like before.

Refers to Kevin Everett a former Buffalo Bills tight end that got partially paralyzed in the first game of the season and was up and walking by the end of the season.
Friend: How's your brother?

Guy: The doctors say he'll never walk again

Friend: Just hope for an Everett Miracle
Everett Miracle by Dmac96 July 9, 2009

Millimeter Miracle

A millimeter miracle is the name given to a penis that is small. You could use this as an insult if you are in a penis size insult war.
Jimmy : "You have a one inch wonder"

Steve : " Well, you have a millimeter miracle"