John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

by thatoneguy3 November 08, 2018

miracle of dvd

The miracle of DVD is like the miracle of 9/11 to George W. Bush.

"I love the miracle of DVD!" - George W. Bush (He really meant to say 9/11)

by SonofSpawnofSatan October 13, 2023

Miracle Slip

When you're fucking a woman in the vagina and your penis accidentally slips out of her vagina, and into her anus.

Sorry about that miracle slip baby, I was going hard and got carried away. Please forgive me

by Reginald Rodhuffer May 13, 2018

Miracle

Something that'll never happen

"It's a miracle!"
"Miracle?"

by Klojhgfcvbn October 10, 2022

Miracle

They are beautiful inside and out strong extremely smart big testosterone energy good at everything and care about family and friends . They love meeting new people . They give advice a lot . They are mysterious people which makes them more intresting. They are really good friend to make and they are worth keeping in your life.
Anomyous: Miracle is such a nice person!

Anomyous: I love Miracle

Anomyous: Miracle is so funny

its a name so “miracle is cool”

by Miracle. November 12, 2021

Miracle

When your son-in-law dies and your daughter starts a gofundme page to pay for the funeral so you don’t have to dip into your personal aviation fuel money which would cut into your ability to fly either your private plane or the helicopter you got after a lawsuit or the seaplane you timeshare with marks.

It’s a miracle I’m flying through the heavens almighty!

by Profnoname March 09, 2023

Monthly Miracle

A woman's period.

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....

by skittle$ March 11, 2009