Houston honeybee

A sexual act in which a guy or girl gives a blowjob to a male they then proceed to hold the sperm in their mouth until eating out a pussy thus the woman who was eaten out becomes pregnant

Male #1:dude me and Jessica gave Melissa a Houston honeybee

Male #2: sweet!

by That_random318 January 9, 2023

Houston

A city in Texas where literally no one can drive. It it kinda cool I guess but it is just budget Dallas.

I'm going to go to Houston! I hope I don't get into a major car accident again.

by UraniumTexan July 10, 2023

Houston Astro’d

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team that plays in the American League West Division. They cheated their way to a World Series win in 2017 with a center field camera and by banging a trash can to let the batter know what pitch was coming. In 2018, they traded in the trash can for a buzzer that 5’6” Jose Altuve from Hobbiton stuck up his butt. The Astros have long been known to have something dirty on MLB commissioner Robb Manfred, as he let them keep the trophy, the trash cans and even the butt buzzers.

Derek totally stole my idea and then went to my boss, Jim with it. Jim loved the idea and gave him a raise. Derek Houston Astro’d me

by Aggieelmore July 24, 2023

The Houston

The participant must first hyperventilate, then while vigorously masturbating crouch down and begin snorting. Just before reaching climax leap into the air. By follow these events you have completed 'The Houston', which leads into the hospital.

Guy 1-"Man, I just tried The Houston!"
Guy 2-"No wonder you're in the hospital."

by Cockulus Wankulus November 30, 2020

Houston Hotbox

The act of getting killed by the smoke/chemical fumes of a industrial accident. Named for the multitude of industrial accidents that have occurred in the area around Houston, Texas.

Person 1: My man got Houston Hotboxed in that plant fire
Person 2: And that's why a house next to a chemical plant is a bad idea

by inhaleball April 7, 2021

Logan houston

An amazingly attractive man, six foot tall and 'very' intelligent

Damn, that Logan houston is very hot.

by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021

Standby Houston

The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.

Standby Houston proudly bringing you decaf.

by G81 May 5, 2021