Art critic

Originating as a north eastern term thats is most commonly associated with the union square neighborhood of New York City. An art critic is a person who is specialized in analyzing interpreting and evaluating art.

*looks at some shitty bowls and laughs*

Artist - Are you laughing at my work?
Meg- No I’m an art critic.

by Notpa October 25, 2019

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024

Critical Hit

Overwatch cheat. $10 a day. Insane.

Bro their Widowmaker is cheating! She's using Critical Hit!

by pandaow September 25, 2020

critical gay

A disease which slowly rotts the frontal lobe. This disease can be caused from many incidents such as not saying "no homo" after accidently making eye contact at yo homie for longer than 5 seconds, unironicly dabbing, laughing at minions memes, and much more!

mike: i caught my friend dabbing unironicly today
sam: he must have critical gay!

by no-homo-bruh69 June 11, 2018

dance critic

A person that offers criticism for dances

person 1: what do you do for a living

person 2: i am a dance critic

by tykirby April 28, 2020

Critical Stupid

The most stupid thing you can think of and add autism.

Yo, that Phillipe has reached Critical Stupid.

by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018