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Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019
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Critical shot

A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole
Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit
by Scaffold August 28, 2019
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Critical Identity Theory

Ray Blanchards definition of what's wrong with modern day society
Critical Identity Theory is easily defined in the National Institute of Health a government board committee.
by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023
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criticism

when your friend says you are the reason for the world to go under just because you decided to buy extra editions of some of the books you already have (like learn to chill bro)

-spoiled brat
"you are always so mean" - spoiled brat

"no, it's criticism" - friend
by readyouryoung April 4, 2024
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critical damage

What is critical damage well, Critical damage stands for someone or somebody who starts chaos wherever they go
Jennifer Lopez is critical damage because who else is around her it's critical damage too
by Devante woods May 13, 2021
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Critical Race Theory

The most misunderstood theory on this planet. Period.

This theory was only meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but I guess some people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.

In all seriousness, for someone to understand this theory, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am specifically referring to the philosophical theory that Adorno & Horkheimer invented, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.

If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.

Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Critical Race Theory is a bunch of BS"
๐— ๐—ฒ: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Okay SJW."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "Look man I'm only being pedantic. Call me a nerd, call me a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against this theory."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2024
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Constructive Criticism

It is just criticism but the person who writes it sits on a scaffolding.
Imma just get on the scaffolding and criticize you, constructive criticism
by CrayonEater4259 May 24, 2023
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