Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars

Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic

by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020

Backseat Toker

Somebody who is not currently participating in a smoke session, but is actively trying to encourage the participants to get higher.

Person 1: "Take another hit of the bong right now."
Person 2: "Why are you telling me to smoke more? You're not even smoking."
Person 3: "Looks like Person 1 is being a backseat toker."

by Riton July 21, 2022

backseat skiier

When three people are riding in a car and the person in the backseat simultaneaously jacks off the two guys in front. The person in the backseat could be either male or female.

Bro what’s taking them so long? It’s only a five minute drive!

They’re probably doing the backseat skiier

by Backseatskiier123567 June 1, 2018

Backseat Vacuuming

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021

Backseat Bitch

Someone who is always putting themselves in another persons business/conversation. They have tendencies to jump from the backseat, never understanding what’s going on in the road or the front seat.

You should really try minding your business, you’re such a backseat bitch.

by gunnarequiiem October 18, 2025

Backseat Mining

When someone watching you play Minecraft questions all of your decisions and tells you how they think you should be playing.

Jordan is always backseat mining me, every time I play it's just, "cobblestone this" or, "you should have used that"

by WiggleFest July 9, 2014

Backseat Karl

When someone shits in another person's ass.

"Normally I don't do Backseat Karls, but $20 is $20"

by SoaringEagleVII November 28, 2022