The sexiest, most irresistible man alive. I constantly nut just talking to him. My cafeteria seat is 2 inches taller than everyone else's, and the seat is pure white. I can't even be near him without wanting to get my big meaty cock near his asshole.
Ayden Eyre: "Hey."

Dylan Riskin: *Nuts 14 times* "Oh-h-hhH-HH-h, hh-hh-h-h-h-ey-y-y-y-Y-Y-y." *walks back to class dripping cum from every hole on his body*
by Rubikslayer May 28, 2022
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toughest bloke on the block, pay him a fiver and he’ll love to suck your cock.

He also is best mates with green goblin (willem dafoe).
i heard slurping noises when i was asleep and woke up to ayden diffen spittin.
by Driller3000 March 7, 2022
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The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.
"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"
by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023
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