Person 1: hey I need to tell you something
Person 2: what’s up dude?
Person 1: I’m mickey sexual
Person 2: that’s crazy cuz me too!
*they fantasise about mickey*
Person 2: what’s up dude?
Person 1: I’m mickey sexual
Person 2: that’s crazy cuz me too!
*they fantasise about mickey*
by MickeyMouse baby July 22, 2023
Gay ass nigga named dwayne only use this sexuality skinny twig built ass niggas with 0 bitches and no money shit rizz and no parents if you use this sexuality you need to die
by OhMyGodNotThisGuy May 9, 2023
Skinny twig built ass nigga with no bitches and no money can’t dunk cant do shit no parents and a waste of fucking air
by OhMyGodNotThisGuy May 9, 2023
When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.
Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.
Brad: 👁👄👁
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.
Brad: 👁👄👁
by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 2, 2020
When you’re sexually attracted to strangers but don’t really feel sexually attracted to people you know/are close with.
Xenos is the Greek word for ‘stranger’.
Xenos is the Greek word for ‘stranger’.
“Yeah I’m xenos-sexual. It’s harder for me to get turned on to someone I know but if I don’t know them I can.”
by Minotaurtaur April 24, 2018
When you and your homie both like girls but neither of you can get any so you fuck each other instead.
by RealLesbro May 23, 2018
by Large Guinea Pig 108 April 26, 2022