Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.

I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

Leg Mustard

When you get mustard on your leg

“Oh No, Leg Mustard

by BIG BIG BOY DA BIGGEST BOY!! April 18, 2022

Bowed legs

Legs that curve - no chance of stopping a pig in an alley way kinda curved.

Whats so bad about bowed legs? Its better to have your legs bowed than your jangles

by User01925 November 25, 2024

lady leg lathering

a man licking from side to side on the labia minora slowly

The speechwriter was lady leg lathering his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.

That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018

Daddy long legs

Daddy long legs is a person that is annoying and you truly hate. They are most likely to have an unusual name (examples such 'yourfather' or 'your mom'. You nickname someone daddy long legs is they are tall and are a father.

IF YOU CALL SOMEONE IN YOUR SCHOOL DADDY LONG LEGS OR GIRRAFE MAN THEN YOU ARE REAL GAMER

by A father epicc May 29, 2021

Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.

Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.

by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025