Turdrific

Another way of saying that someone or something is "the shit".

Man, Al Gore is turdrific! He's really the shit!

by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

chasing turdbeams

When someone has what they think is a genius idea but it is far from it.

Getting his Masters Degree in Business did not eradicate his lifelong talent for chasing turdbeams.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

by Definite Article March 11, 2009

Turdology

The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.

Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.

Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.

by turdmeister May 31, 2010

TurdPerfect

The old computer program suite from Corel that only stick-in-mud ancient Lawyers use. It's a royal PITA for convert from, especially when complex formatting is used

Dammit, another TurdPerfect document to convert....when will these damn Lawyers enter this Century??

by The White Morpheus October 31, 2013

Turdasaurus Rex

a huge, monstrous, corny, dump that has been laid in a public bathroom.

Yo Dave just laid a bloody turdasaurus rex in the Dairy Queen bathroom sink.

by TastyTurdSandwitch July 5, 2010

turdtard

Slang term for someone who doesn’t know shit.

Well yes it’s true, a turdtard is in fact the polar opposite of a turd savant.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019