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turd

is my most used word, it can be used in different ways (obvs it means poo as well)
that show is turd
by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020
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Turd

The better name used by people who don't want to say her actual name because she just dosen't deserve it.
It's Amber Turd from now on.
by marrynikole June 11, 2022
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Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.
When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.
by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023
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Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.
"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."
by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025
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Yellow Turd

You will usually find a "Yellow Turd" in your toilet after eating the following foods:
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.
"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."
by FWYBFWYBFWYB February 19, 2022
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Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum
Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon
by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019
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