The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."
Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
Get the Panning for turdsmug. by Baumgeeb May 15, 2018
Get the barf turdmug. 
by Pip-squeak February 4, 2021
Get the Turd dintermug. An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
Get the Turd Tampin Hammer Grabbermug. by unicornrainbowsharts February 7, 2023
Get the turdmug. by Helopa September 18, 2021
Get the Tik Turdingmug.