Turd

When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.

Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me

by ToDoList November 16, 2019

turd whisle

First of the morning turd

I took a turd whisle this morning.

by Sporty75 October 07, 2023

preferred turd

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.

Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"

by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020

Turd Burglar

This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....

Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now

by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019

Twitter Turd

A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.

Person 1: urmad+didntask+noonecares+urdaddied+ratio
Person 2: What a Twitter Turd.

by TheArchivist March 03, 2022

Turd bagger

Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".

Look at that guy! He just picked up that turd! What a turd bagger!

by Jay Marc June 22, 2018

Turded

What Lana The Roads was paid to do and is now mortified of her bastard baby finding once older, though it's highly unlikely to impossible her child will ever possess the ability to read. The act itself insertion of feces into her holes, I'm her case her "turding" was filmed in XXX.

Gross Me boy! Lana got turded again! What's next bro a "Turd Bang!"

by Metal Rain June 12, 2023