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mosquito veal

n. someone with extremely sensitive skin who is prone to mosquito, and various other insect-bites a.k.a. someone who is destined to die from either encephalitis or the west nile virus
Dude! WTF! I was only outside for like 5 seconds! How did I get so many mosquito bites? I guess I'm mosquito veal. ToT
by koinu-chan January 14, 2009
mugGet the mosquito vealmug.

mosquito

they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!
mosquitos are controlled by the government

*this is a joke, pls don’t sue me !!*
by ryuk best boy April 27, 2022
mugGet the mosquitomug.

mosquitos

darn these mosquitos
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 7, 2022
mugGet the mosquitosmug.

mosquitoes

"mosquitoes are HORRIBLE, I HATE MOSQUITOES"
by $oda Tabz June 20, 2025
mugGet the mosquitoesmug.

money mosquito

Those blood-sucking insurance companies

You mean the money mosquito's?
by lmaougottabekidding July 13, 2017
mugGet the money mosquitomug.

mosquito ringer

some fags in my art class bought that ringtone and wont shut it off

friend: hey who the hell is playing that mosquito ringer.
by paigeasaurus rex September 12, 2010
mugGet the mosquito ringermug.

Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw
Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!
by Ret-V April 29, 2021
mugGet the Bloody mosquitomug.

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