licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024

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Mosquita muerta

A person who pretends to be innocent, dainty, and weak (hence a dead fly), but they are actually evil backstabbers. Essentially a spanish version of a "snake in the grass." They are extremely manipulative and will have everyone fooled by their game except for the smart ones. They will usually try to make the ones who don't fall for their game look like bad people while they play the victim.

Laura had this guy so whipped. She acted like the perfect girlfriend, but behind his back she was a ho and a manipulative bitch. Laura es una mosquita muerta.

by blazinwolf September 28, 2010

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mosquitos

Bloodsucking insects from hell.

Me: These damned mosquitos are eating me alive! They're like thousands of mini-Draculas!

by Righteous Thumb February 27, 2009

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mosquitos pee hole

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.

Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.

by Limblessless August 24, 2006

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Killing Mosquitoes

What your friend does in the tent at summer camp.

Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?

by TheDoodad August 5, 2019