licking the mosquito trap 

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

licking the mosquito trap by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024

Mosquita muerta 

A person who pretends to be innocent, dainty, and weak (hence a dead fly), but they are actually evil backstabbers. Essentially a spanish version of a "snake in the grass." They are extremely manipulative and will have everyone fooled by their game except for the smart ones. They will usually try to make the ones who don't fall for their game look like bad people while they play the victim.

Laura had this guy so whipped. She acted like the perfect girlfriend, but behind his back she was a ho and a manipulative bitch. Laura es una mosquita muerta.

Mosquita muerta by blazinwolf September 28, 2010

mosquitos 

Bloodsucking insects from hell.

Me: These damned mosquitos are eating me alive! They're like thousands of mini-Draculas!

mosquitos by Righteous Thumb February 27, 2009

mosquitos pee hole 

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.

Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.

mosquitos pee hole by Limblessless August 24, 2006

Killing Mosquitoes 

What your friend does in the tent at summer camp.

Hey man what are you doing in your sleeping bag?
Nothing Just killing mosquitoes.
Really it sounds like you're jacking off.
No I'm just killing mosquitoes.
Then why have you been killing it in the same spot up and down for 10 minutes?

Killing Mosquitoes by TheDoodad August 5, 2019

Mosquitogasm

The euphoria experienced when scratching a mosquito bite intensely.

"Dude, when I got back from the hike, I finally got to scratch my bites, I got such a mosquitogasm..."

Mosquitogasm by Wheatsnack September 10, 2006

MOSQUEtos 

MOSQUEtos are all of the Islamic fools that attend their MOSQUE and have their faith in allah.

Now the Islams want to build a MOSQUE near ground zero of 9/11?!! NO WAY!!! Americans need to get rid of those MOSQUEtos!!! :(

MOSQUEtos by Timothy Dale Wilson August 30, 2010