Exit scam 

When someone that is very trusted decides they are quitting so they scam a massive amount of money. This is typically done on discord marketplace servers or marketplace forums.

Person1: did you hear that the owner of the marketplace discord server exit scammed 10 grand?
Person2: nah i didnt hear about that but i was about to have him middleman my $5k

Exit scam by robloxguy1571 June 30, 2021

Final Exit TV Network 

A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.

"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."

"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"

Final Exit TV Network by Humor Smith February 27, 2009

Krispy exit 

In regards to playing 1st and 3rd person shooter video game; Dying after putting yourself at significant tactical disadvantage at a distance too great from your teammates to receive cover/support, leading to anger, lashing out, refusal to accept responsibility for ones own poor decisions, and eventually, a rage quit

Looks like he did the krispy exit again

Of course, he gets killed and does the krispy exit what else is new

Krispy exit by ClanTarp May 8, 2019

Homie exit

Flaking off on a friend abruptly

Le Slee: ma man Aishlyee whr u at homie? We good for some frahd ckhin in ma crib?
Biatch Aishlyee: nah m8 i b feelin illin tonight
Le Slee: shieeet why u gotta do me a homie exit

Homie exit by RoarSauce November 7, 2019

Brown Man's Exit 

When you avoid an otherwise unavoidable instance of having to pay, at the last possible opportunity.

An unexpected hope when there shouldn't be, but only when the consequences are minor.

Cheap desperation is the crux of the "brown man's exit."

We could pay the toll or take the brown man's exit and find another way.

Brown Man's Exit by Nigel_Sinjinsmyte January 24, 2011

Exasturbate 

When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.

I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.

Exasturbate by Lord_Setesh January 3, 2009

Existentialism

there is no spoon

spoon gone

Existentialism by sean December 4, 2003