You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

Tractored

ever tired of the overused term “triggered” an attempt was made to switch to targeted. during a spoken mishap tractored came out and it’s been our go to ever since.

to be used in place of triggered.

no one: “opinion!”
me: “TRACTORED!!”

by NovaSensei May 31, 2019

the tractor pull

During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his or her anal cavity tightly and immediately starts running, thus dragging the giver around.

How dare he do the tractor pull on me!? I have a bad knee and now, I have a broken dick!

by Doozy pozy November 18, 2017

Tractor stack

When you fart so hard the air bubble hits your ball sack and makes them jiggle.

So driving on the interstate Kris farted so hard he did a tractor stack

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

canadian tractor

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil

A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted

by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022

tart's tractor

A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.

She's all over the road in her tart's tractor.

by hackneydiv September 24, 2024

r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.

My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor

by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018