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bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.
Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.

r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.
My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor
r u a tractor by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018

the Big Green Tractor 

While you are giving your partner anal you push their legs so far behind her head that it dislocates her hips
Yo what happened to you homie?”
“Nothing my homie just gave me the Big Green Tractor.”

San Francisco Tractor Pull 

Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.
Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.

on the tractor 

"my asshole hurts, i was on the tractor last night"

tart's tractor 

A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.
She's all over the road in her tart's tractor.
tart's tractor by hackneydiv September 24, 2024