Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.

by After Dark February 21, 2021

on the tractor

when someone is riding a farmer

"my asshole hurts, i was on the tractor last night"

by edenismeatbeaten January 5, 2023

Milk tractor

A woman holding so much cum it puts weight on her

Bro, Jessica is such a Milk tractor

by Novanir July 16, 2021

Tractor stack

When you fart so hard the air bubble hits your ball sack and makes them jiggle.

So driving on the interstate Kris farted so hard he did a tractor stack

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

Tractoring on

When a hard-working person continues to work as usual, despite a significant obstacle or very difficult circumstances.

e.g. Despite her illness and the terrible weather, Sarah kept on tractoring on at work.

by demhorses February 21, 2021

Tractor

An attractive man or woman who can pull anybody they desire.

I need to keep my girl away from that guy. He's such a tractor.

by jameswood132 November 10, 2025

San Francisco Tractor Pull

Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.

Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.

by IUD or IED? May 5, 2020