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bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.
Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
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Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).
Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.
by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019
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Tractoring on

When a hard-working person continues to work as usual, despite a significant obstacle or very difficult circumstances.
e.g. Despite her illness and the terrible weather, Sarah kept on tractoring on at work.
by demhorses February 21, 2021
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Tractor-san

Sibling of truck-kun, a force to be rekoned with. he managed to isekai kazuma without even touching him.
P1: yo u goin to a coutryside later?
P2: aw yep
P1: ight then watch out for tractor-san tho dont get isekaied out there bro
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Fendt Tractor

A favourite choice of tractor for Modern day young gay farm boys
Baxter the young gay farmer loves ploughing his friend Fletcher in his Fendt Tractor
by Me you know August 25, 2025
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Tractor sexual

You get turned on by tractors and think they’re sexy
A song in the car : she thinks my tractor’s sexyyyyy, it really turns her onnnn
Person : She must be tractor sexual
by Xx_Vista08_why November 18, 2022
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