slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014

Slump

To dress, act, or look very bad and careless.

Jerry: Damn... That boy Tyrone came to school with a brown shirt and red shoes. How slump can he get?
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce

by UglyGodsAssHair April 19, 2018

Slumped

Acronym* To be the best version of yourself in the most extreme curcumstances.

i just took a L, luckily, im slumped at fuck.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

slumped

when ur high asf and then u fall asleep so u bitches who judge people for smoking weed need to stop using it incorrectly

“damn I was slumped asf yesterday”

by black air forces April 12, 2020

Slump

To slide down in your seat and chill.

I'm slump in my seat.

by Dkekk June 11, 2018

Slump a dump

Completely sorry and utterly good for nothing. A unfortunate waste of time and space.

Kyle is a slump a dump of a roommate. He is irresponsible with paying bills and cleaning up after himself.

by worldwidetoybox September 6, 2020

Slump Fuck

When you need to get out of your slump, so you take that level 2 and knock her out just to remember what it's like to score.

I've been on a dry spell, so I had to hit up the local hoodrat tweeker for a slump fuck.

by DaveInSoCal July 21, 2023