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Slumpus dumpus 

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.
"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John
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Slumpethed 

Caitlin was slumpethed after a long day of bullshit.

slampuppy 

Cuter than a Slam-pigg, but a girl you could take home without any prior relationship, friend or more. A girl you know you can take home and your friends will not give you shit for it. A nice piece of freaky ass.
Homie 1: Lets go to the frat house and find some slampuppy action .
Homie 2: Yeah, I need to clear my conscience from last night's encounter with that Slam-pigg.
Homie 1: Yeah you are a tool.
“scump” - (noun)

An individual who is presently shitting on an entire, or most of, an enemy team in Call of Duty.

*praise and hype naturally follow a “scump” by spectators out of sheer cultured respect of the skill and dominance they were honored to bare witness to*
Friend: *slaying in cod*
Friend: *gets kill*
Me: “...”
Friend: *gets 2 piece*
Me: “okay.”
Friend: *gets 3 piece
Me: “okay scump.”
Friend: *gets 4 piece*
Me: “OKAY SCUMP!”
Friend: *dies from 5v5 comp*
Me: *sigh*
Scump by OGcodGod April 20, 2020
The act of getting screwed very hard. Synonyms: stuck, drilled, and railed.
Man...That chick is fixing to get slampt. That chick got slampt last night.
slampt by Jason Hammonds September 9, 2005
"Damn, I'm slumped after B-ball practice" said Jonathan
Slumped by SlangKING98 April 23, 2015