crocker shite 

This is the definition for the song cannonball made by charlie masterman! It is a scottish saying and also means what a load of shit!

Hey tommy and paige that song is such a bit of crocker shite

crocker shite by thomas holey October 1, 2011

Nepalese Pilchard Shite 

The horrific and most problematic shit from the subcontinent that there is, usually it causes any unfortunate victims to get traumatic brain trauma and subsequently go into a coma. Can usually be found in corner shops from men called Durgesh.

"Hello Ankeet, I have just done the fiddly diddly Nepalese Pilchard Shite"
"Oololololol, I think I am doing the get the brain trauma Durgesh, you stinky boi boi"

Nepalese Pilchard Shite by StinkyBoy556 March 20, 2019

reverse shite 

The exact feeling you get when you're copping a load of manmeat rectum-wise.

That fucker stuffed his punis right square up my arse and it felt like i was about to take a reverse shite

reverse shite by becy September 7, 2006

web shite 

crap for sale generally on internet auction
web sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is ! .

web shite by E - FUMBLER October 27, 2008

Blaire Shite

A very nasty thing on the internet, that talks garbage.

Oh look there is Blaire Shite on the internet, again.

Blaire Shite by OnisionisCool May 20, 2018

web shite 

Crap either sold or for sale - usually

on internet auction sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is !

web shite by E - FUMBLER October 23, 2008

Like shite off a shovel 

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.

Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.

Like shite off a shovel by Darblonks July 21, 2009