The Portuguese Goodbye

The Portuguese Goodbye refers to a parting of ways that unfolds in stages over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that only appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.
The way my Portuguese in-laws say goodbye after Sunday dinner typically takes 30 minutes from the first 'we need to go' to the rest of the family encircling their car in the driveway to wave at them while they disappear over the horizon - "the portuguese goodbye" par excellence.
by SalvyZ August 10, 2022
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Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone
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Goodbye Loser

Goodbye Loser is used when a Pro beats a noob, Some common synonyms are Haha, That's what you get for messing with a pro.
Pro: You are the dumbest noob on earth, Goodbye Loser!
Noob: waaaaaaaaaaaa
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Jersey Goodbye

When you jerk off for so long you're dick goes into a coma when you're done you're left talking with a jersey accent
You see that guy,I heard he gave himself a Jersey Goodbye
by QuakeSnake92 May 24, 2020
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Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.
"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"
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dead goodbye

the physical act of being wasted, drunk, disorderly, or intoxicated.
bruh that wigga rlly b dead goodbye
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Western Goodbye

When you are too busy kissing a cowboy to notice what is going on around you.
I was giving a Western goodbye. - EP
by BossyBoi March 13, 2024
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