Dirty Irish Goodbye

When one or more parties leave a restaurant without telling anyone they are leaving and without paying any part of the group bill.

Jason: Where did Lucas and John go? The bill is $200 and they never paid.

Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.

by Dr. Roboto February 21, 2025

Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye

Leaving or turning of your computer without any warning.

Knut: "....."
"discord disconnect noise"
(This is a Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye)

by Tob03 April 10, 2023

Goodbye hit

A customary ritual observed among cannabis enthusiasts entails a shared act between the host and the departing individual, wherein both partake in the inhalation from the vaping device prior to the guest's departure from the residence.

Before heading out the door, Alex reminded everyone that it was tradition to share a goodbye hit to properly conclude the evening.

by Jaheso November 27, 2024

Laxton-Goodbye

When you bear hug, then kiss an aquantance on the mouth for 3 seconds after a business meeting.

I gave her the ok' Laxton-Goodbye

by StarAngel_97 August 8, 2017

Vatican Goodbye

The act of cumming inside another person's butthole during sex.

Last night when I was finishing I gave Lisa a Vatican Goodbye right into her butthole.

by PopeLeoXIV July 21, 2025

waiving goodbye

The act of not requiring someone to bid one or more other humans farewell if doing so would be too emotionally distressing. Or the uncomfortable person himself decides to just "sneak out early" before others are awake to observe his departure, so that he doesn't have to endure the whole "long tearful parting" crap that would otherwise be "socially mandatory" if the other folks knew he was leaving.

A prime example of "waiving goodbye" is related in the classic "origin of the yodel" joke: the traveler heads out "at first cock's crow" from the farmer's barn where he'd been sleeping overnight, so that there wouldn't be any embarrassing --- and possibly dangerous! --- explaining to do if the farmer's wife and/or daughter decided to do any joyful "crowing" of their own about the wonderful things that the traveler had performed with his own "cock" on them the previous evening when they had separately gone out to the barn to bring him food and wine for his supper.

by QuacksO August 4, 2019

Spartan Goodbye

When you tell people you are leaving but two hours later you are still hanging out with everyone

Didn't Joe say he was leaving, yeah he is pulling a Spartan Goodbye

by Chance021993 December 15, 2023