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Stupid rules 

Boundaries made by stupid fucking teachers or leaders who think the wrong things all the time and want to fuck up your life.
Coach: What were you doing in the locker room?
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.
Stupid rules by AdomC March 7, 2015

play stupid games, win stupid prizes 

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.
Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

stupid liberal 

That stupid liberal thinks that an AR-15 is a fully automatic assault rifle.
stupid liberal by Poyfect September 2, 2018

stupid sarah 

When you do something wrong that is obviously something you should know how to do right..

Cooking a meal for someone with a peanut allergy...
Allergic man: "Hey what flavour chicken is that?"
Cook: "Satay."
Allergic man: "stupid Sarah"

fucked stupid 

When act of sexual intercourse is performed so well you cant formulate a complete sentence or lose control of motor functions.
Last night Jennifer got fucked stupid. She was flailing all around the room when i was done then rolled over and fell to sleep.
fucked stupid by Mr.Click quote December 15, 2012

stupid gay niggers 

A black person who likes it his ass and is stupid af
Look at those stupid gay niggers taking it in his ass