I don’t believe in a bros before hoes way of life or a hoes before bros life I prefer a homie hoe stasis if you will
by anonymous November 30, 2020

A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:
# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)
The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)
The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
by redfish November 05, 2012

The Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA use Fusion Centers for a total surveillance state and an American Zersetzung gangstalking non investigative subjects on the watchlist for funding and to incite mass shootings so they can impose stricter gun control.
Those Stasi pigs are gangstalking me.
by TI Satan June 17, 2023

Stasi one of the most beautiful 😍 girls in the world 🌎 and is very cute when It comes to relationships and loves to talk and be weird and fun and is always happy
Stasi is so funny
by Krupp November 22, 2021

A left wing racist or bigot who attempts to police the Punk Rock, Hardcore, or Ska scene with social media based politics.
A Stasi will often hide behind a socially protected class or group while actively engaging in latinophobia, antisemitism, or other race based xenophobia. When bands or venues won't publicly agree with their political stance they will try to cancel or rally boycotts against their intended target.
Oftentimes they will share viewpoints with the right wing hate groups they claim to stand against.
A Stasi will often hide behind a socially protected class or group while actively engaging in latinophobia, antisemitism, or other race based xenophobia. When bands or venues won't publicly agree with their political stance they will try to cancel or rally boycotts against their intended target.
Oftentimes they will share viewpoints with the right wing hate groups they claim to stand against.
The Punk Rock Stasi band cancelled their show after they found out the owner of the club was Jewish.
by UpTheUnityPunx October 17, 2024

by Trabant601 July 12, 2024

A very pretty girl with a big big smile on the face. A real-life sunshine who’ll light up your darkest days. Can be a grumpy bitch sometimes. She’s so funny and clumsy she’ll misspell a lot of words and make you laugh. If you have a Stasi in you life, make sure you hug her a lot and tell her how much you love her, ‘cause she deserves it.
by mavi November 21, 2021
