I don’t believe in a bros before hoes way of life or a hoes before bros life I prefer a homie hoe stasis if you will
The state of perfect balance between spending time with one's friends & spending time with one's significant other.
"Man, I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, but I also don't wanna neglect my homies. What do?"
"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."
"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."
by Fuet July 27, 2017
Stasi one of the most beautiful 😍 girls in the world 🌎 and is very cute when It comes to relationships and loves to talk and be weird and fun and is always happy
Stasi is so funny
by Krupp November 22, 2021
A very pretty girl with a big big smile on the face. A real-life sunshine who’ll light up your darkest days. Can be a grumpy bitch sometimes. She’s so funny and clumsy she’ll misspell a lot of words and make you laugh. If you have a Stasi in you life, make sure you hug her a lot and tell her how much you love her, ‘cause she deserves it.
by mavi November 21, 2021
The Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA use Fusion Centers for a total surveillance state and an American Zersetzung gangstalking non investigative subjects on the watchlist for funding and to incite mass shootings so they can impose stricter gun control.
Those Stasi pigs are gangstalking me.
by TI Satan June 17, 2023
A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:
# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)
The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)
The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
by redfish May 26, 2012