A Sprouting Whale 

When someone pisses up some chicks asshole.

I pulled A Sprouting Whale on Jenny from the block.

A Sprouting Whale by Stuart H. Littledick January 11, 2007

Brussel-Sprouting 

When another man cums all over another mans balls.

'I was being sodomized by my buddy and at the point of ejaculation he pulled out and brussel sprouted me.'

Brussel-Sprouting by Stuart Slater March 9, 2005

slaphead sprouting 

when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. This effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.

Keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.

slaphead sprouting by Ginger streak May 16, 2006

brussel sprouting 

eating the dingleberries of a person who has gonorrhoea.

i like brussel sprouting my cat.

brussel sprouting by brussel sprout lover August 13, 2024

Sporting KC 

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

Spouting 

When you're put on the spot and don't know what to say so you start spouting nonsense

I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts

Spouting by AllFruitloopsTasteTheSame March 31, 2017

sporting leather 

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.

"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.

sporting leather by Guydudebro March 23, 2011