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Small by Man with tiny dick December 15, 2020
The act of being small amounts to being the same concept of someone calling another "gay". Not in the concept of the one being called gay, actually being a homosexual, but then being demoted to the same level as a flaming homosexual, from the persona of a straight pussy or cock loving man, or woman (*which doesn't go vice versa*) So that being said the word small comes across to a broad usage of someone being extremely lame, or doing something extremely lame.
Bales's mom allows him to do nothing, he's so fucking small.

J-Wat talks about so fucking gay, he says some gay shit sometimes on his facebook status, he reached an all time low of being small.

S-Kels thinks hes big, but when it comes down to it, him being small doesnt speak the half of his weak game.

My little brother got to this faggots head the other day at the crib, in which the faggot, him being 18 (*Nick*), said he would kick my brothers ass, him being 14, lol....Now thats SMALL.
Small by JerseyMikes May 16, 2010
PRONOUNCED: \ˈsmȯl\ - similar to the standard pronunciation except the word is said long and exaggerated.

OFTEN TYPED AS: Smaaaalllll to show pronunciation exaggeration.

ADJECTIVE:

1. Used to describe a Person, a Baby or a Pet as someone who is soooo overwhelmingly cute, sweet, angelic and adorable that you just want to give them a big hug and kiss their face (forehead)... just like you are their grandma.

2. When someone is "Small" you feel just like the Classic Looney Toons Character, Hugo The Abominable Snowman.
Hugo says "What a cute little pink bunny rabbit. I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him. I will hug him, and stroke him, and cuddle him, and sing to him, and call him George. I will love him and squeeze him and call him George."

NOUN:

3. Also used as a lovers "Pet" name, like honey, darling, sweetie, and pumpkin.

ORIGIN:

Used since the "early 1990's to today" in Chicago, Illinois by college students, Chicago's Club Kids, BMX bikers and skateboarders to describe cute things. It follows a popular speech pattern made famous by the NBC TV Show Friends character "Chandler Bing" (see - Friends Chandler) and by the "Valley Girl Movie".
AS AN ADJECTIVE:

Awww... That little bunny rabbit is small. I will love him... and squeeze him... and call him George.

"Oh how cute! That baby is smaaaaalllll! I want her. Can I have her? Puuuhhhlleeeaasssssseee???"

"My girlfriend is so small... look how adorable she is. She is soooo sweet. I love her."

AS A NOUN:

"Hi Small. How are you today? I love you Sweetie."

SYNONYMS:

adorable, angelic, captivating, charming, cherubic, congenial, cute, dainty, darling, dear, delicate, enchanting, endearing, engaging, enjoyable, ethereal, fair, fascinating, fetching, ineffable, innocent, little, lovable, nice, pleasant, precious, pretty, refreshing, righteous, saintly, seraphic, sweet, tiny, virtuous

ANTONYMS:

annoying, disgusting, irritating, lame, ugly, vile, vulgar
Small by ClubKid2010ASpaceOdyssey February 1, 2010
Useful in sarcasm for describing something that goes beyond expectations, is deserving of praise, or is otherwise a good thing(tm).

Opposite of large.
Usually used with prefixes such as "rather" and "particulary" to emphasise the sarcasm.

Can be used to sarcastically refer to large physical size, but not limited to this use.
Benny: Dude I think I've just scored on the lottery
Jack: Dude that would be particulary small, let me see those numbers!

Jenny: Did you see the size of that truck that passed us?
Mary: Yeah it was *rather* small.
small by Yozzer August 25, 2004
A small, called small as they are. Often ginger, definitly the smallest of the bunch and misciaevious in a stirring things up manner, this often being the way they express their sense of humour. Known as the sly one of a group of friends, despite this a small is a treasured part of any group. A munchkin type person
yh she's Small
Small by beatle212 March 15, 2011
''Man Thats small as fuck''
Small by Jacksematics January 28, 2019