Skimpy on the chips

A phrase meaning uncool, retarded,or lame. Created when choco chip ice cream had hardly any chips in it. Used when something is annoying you or someone is getting on your case.

"Dude, you're gettin' all skimpy on the chips on me." or "That's skimpy on the chips."

by Seany Fizz July 15, 2006

skimpy skimp

Something a young girls mom calls her when she buys thongs

my daughter is such a skimpy skimp , do those even count as underwear?

by Skimpyemmama June 23, 2018

skimpy clothing

Loosely worn clothing. Often to big or to small. Used as a sexual way. To attracted by showing parts of your body.

Look! I can see that curvy girls boobs because her bikini is is loose! Man do I want to f**k her bad, so bad I'm getting hard just thinking about it! Oh I just love skimpy clothing!

by That hot chick January 27, 2014

skimpy sparrow

A masshole with a stinky asshole

That skimpy sparrow better not blow up my bathroom.

by CH96 October 11, 2017

skimpy gimp

A really well dressed, slutty individual often under the influence of alcohol.

‘Omg Maddy, you’re such a skimpy gimp!’

‘Jack just had a sippy sip, he’s on the road to becoming a skimpy gimp’

by brittanyspears April 26, 2020

Skimpy Bikini

A bikini, one of the sorts that men always chase after when worn on a woman, due to the skimpy (or slim in case you don't know what skimpy means) fit that barely covers any woman parts.

"Wow, that burning hot chick is wearing such a Skimpy Bikini, it's like I have X-Ray vision on her and it's as if she's not wearing anything at all!"

by YourTypicalOnlineMemer June 17, 2022

The Skimpy Towel Treatment

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them

"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010