Sleek outerwear worn on the Schlong and fashioned from a single white tube sock.
The Schlock was popularized by the alt rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers whose members proudly wore the fashion forward outerwear during a 2004 tour.
by drawfork December 21, 2008
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A large penis - Word combines schlong and cock in one easy to use word. Kill two birds with one stone.
Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"

(Johnny whips out schlock)

Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"

Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!
by JNSphoLYFE February 1, 2010
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A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014
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to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.
"brah, let's go schlock-back-a-za at lugi's."
by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019
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A store that sells cheap, inferior quality goods.
This place is a real schlock house.
by staygun August 5, 2010
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when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina
...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!
by danny dethhammer December 9, 2008
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A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.
Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!
by The WordMaster May 25, 2003
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