A phenomenon that occurs during anal sex when you are not totally clean and there is a faint yellow residue.
My boy tried to clean out but I still got me some pollen pussy. It’s okay though. I was wearing black underwear.
by Tx_bottom_bro May 27, 2020
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!
Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!
Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!
Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!
by Em-erald September 10, 2022
What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.
Waiter: What would you like to order?
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016
A natural drug, when you smoke it you will be higher than the sun.. This is a harmless drug that if you smoke 5 'cigars' per week you will be smarter according to research
by Sjel May 27, 2010
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by dohbag aka luke doherty May 13, 2009
Éloïse’s flower pollen refers to the brown discharge that comes out of her Nose, Nipples and Vagina shortly after Self-Cutting Bangs.
(John) “ Oh my god I can not believe it”
(Samanata) “What is it Johnny boy?”
(John) “I just got Éloïse’s Flower Pollen all over my leg!!!”
(Samanata) “What is it Johnny boy?”
(John) “I just got Éloïse’s Flower Pollen all over my leg!!!”
by RealNIggEr October 27, 2021