by El cunto February 19, 2017
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Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!
Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!
Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!
Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!
by Em-erald September 10, 2022
Get the sex pollen mug.What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.
Waiter: What would you like to order?
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016
Get the Pollen jockey mug.A natural drug, when you smoke it you will be higher than the sun.. This is a harmless drug that if you smoke 5 'cigars' per week you will be smarter according to research
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