PHP

Partial Hospitalization Program
When a drug user is not using enough to be in an inpatient program but using too much for outpatient typically alcoholic teens

“Whatever happened to <name>?”
“That bitch drank herself into php”

by Urfavbitxh April 28, 2018

PHP

Hypertext Preprocessor.
(Earlier Personal Home Page.)

A modern high-level server-side scripting language for the HTTP protocol (CGI.) An alternative to ASP, Perl, Python, TCL, etc.

PHP is claimed to be installed on 20% of the domains on the Internet, including the webserver that hosts urbandictionary.com. The engine that keeps track of all the words and definitions is written in PHP. See www.php.net for more information.

Hello World in PHP:
<?php echo "Hello World!"; ?>

by zacon November 29, 2003

PHP

PHP is a server side scripting language primarily developed and used by the open source community. It is frequently used in conjunction with Linux, Apache, and MySQL, as part of a LAMP set up.

According to their history, the phrase originally stood for "Personal HomePage", and now stands for "Hypertext Processor".

There is a hidden history, though. The initial uses of the language were for serving porn pages, and later, developing an online booking and tracking system for 'escorts'.

As a result, the initial developers began referring to the language as "Pimps, Hoes and Playaz".

"Ugh, I have to write this stupid blog software for this client who doesn't want to use an existing solution."

"Use PHP."

by scriptkidder February 18, 2010

PHP

A web scripting language that is simply better than you. It can talk to databases, plug and chug math you only wet-dreamed about, and paint on freaking digital images. It's so cash, it's variables have to start with dollar signs. Rasmus Lerdorf (aka the jizz hammer) invented this beast.

<?php print 'I\'m better than ' . print_r( $_GET ); ?>

by TheEqualizer August 4, 2009

PHP

In reference to the programming language it should stand for Pretty Heinous Programming as the language is so antiquated and such a piece of shit that it barely works without creating a security vulnerability large enough to destroy the universe.

Man that is some seriously PHP on that site! Who the hell wrote this, a 5 year old kid? Oh... no just another PHP programmer...

Why have built in escaped variables and standardized functions on all platforms? Let's just use PHP and do what the fuck ever!

by TheGodDamnBatman September 6, 2013

Php

Php or Pot Head Problem is a term used to describe problems only a stoner could have.

"Dude, I can't burn!"
"Why not, you dry?"
"No, my bowls downstairs!"
"Php bro."

by GRANDpa.blo January 27, 2012

PHP

Post High Poop - it's the huge poop you take the following day of being high and having the munchies.

"man, I was so high yesterday. I had some serious php going on."

by Gregoreo Maximo July 8, 2023