Photosynthesis(for cocks)

Photosynthesis is of the process by which green plants and some other organisms use sunlight to synthesize foods from carbon dioxide and water. But there is another. Photosynthesis can be used to enlarge a penis. Think about it. If bananas are curved up toward the sun they use photosynthesis. Therefore our cocks use photosynthesis as well because when we get hard our cocks point up. We can use photosynthesis to enlarge our penis. This has never been found out because we always have our boxers on. So men...time to increase our cock in size.

"yo bro have you done the new Photosynthesis(for cocks)"
"Naaaa bro Whatchu talkin bout fool"
"dude my cock just grew 8 inches in 3 hours!!!"
"NOOO WAYYYY HOWWWW"
" I SWEARR, u just have to pull it out in the sun"

by Mexican Toad & White Chocolate May 7, 2020

photosynthesis love

the love between a plant and its leaves

a geranium turning green becuase it loves its leaves ohhh so much

by The Mole & Charmole November 25, 2003

the perpendicular of the photosynthesis

1. "the" right angle of the photosynthesis.
2. a satire of people who are verbose nerds or people use random scientific-sounding words without knowing what they mean.

Person 1: What's the perpendicular of the photosynthesis?

Person 2: idk

by bruhthisismyhandle August 30, 2021

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

Mathematically/Geometrically explains how Photosynthesis works.

Did you know that the Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

by Egg_asyslum April 8, 2019

photosynthesis

it means that people on tiktok do that photogenic trend and say photosynthesis instead of photogenic.

Tiktok girl: IM SO PHOTOSYNTHESIS

comments: no ❤️

by marsalykovic56 September 21, 2020

perpendicular of the bisector to the photosynthesis

MY dad

OH no my dad has the perpendicular of the bisector to the photosynthesis he must HAVE AIDS

by BIGblackmanofchungus February 21, 2021

photosynthesis

The term that (usually) straight men use to hide the fact that they are cuddling with other men, even though it isn't gay to cuddle your male friends.

"I was photosynthesizing with my best friend earlier today"
"That must've been nice"
"It was, it left me calm, and emotionally stable"
"Maybe I should try out this photosynthesis some time"

by Cally Verbalation September 29, 2022