by secretlifeon March 7, 2012
Capital city of Western Australia. Most isolated capital city in the world. Has high crime rate, good food, good music scene and good pubs and better weather. Much more interesting than Adeleide. Home to lot of Poms. Very far from anything.
by Barckley Wite April 6, 2005
Perth may be a city in Australia, but it is also a city in Scotland. Not the most exciting place in the world but we live with it :)
by miss-smiley-em April 6, 2010
Derogatory nickname for a dimwitted person, mainly used by people living on the East Coast of Australia.
by Tightass November 11, 2006
The state of "Excitement." - or so their slogan says...
Although, anyone who's ever been to Perth for longer than a week would realise the irony in this.
Although, anyone who's ever been to Perth for longer than a week would realise the irony in this.
by Imakoo August 18, 2005
The capital of Western Australia. Claimed to have the best lifestyle in the western world, otherwise known as "summer," "beach" and "bottle shop". Besides that, Perth consists of a lot of freeways cutting through a huge neutron-bombed suburban desert, zero night life, the highest burglary rate in the country, a corrupt police force and government, millions of whining english immigrants, and a lot of ugly concrete buildings.
"Excuse me constable, somebody just stole all my stuff from my hotel room."
"Are you calling me a thief mate? Piss off or we'll fit you up for a murder and a couple of bank robberies."
"Geez, Tony drove to the pine forest and gassed him and his whole family with a hosepipe from the exhaust."
"Yeah well that's what the Perth suburbs can do to you."
"Are you calling me a thief mate? Piss off or we'll fit you up for a murder and a couple of bank robberies."
"Geez, Tony drove to the pine forest and gassed him and his whole family with a hosepipe from the exhaust."
"Yeah well that's what the Perth suburbs can do to you."
by drongoman March 24, 2009
A crappy little town located west of Ottawa Ontario.Very simmilar to Perth Australia, (according to Urban dictionary)but insted of drunken Aborginies and gangs.It has gangs of couch mamma's and drunken rednecks that spend thier welfare cheques on coke and booze. Whom also partake in petty small time crime's like stealing and selling your grandma's pain meds,car hopping,and having sex with your cousin.Which is probably due to the bordem again simmilar to Perth Australia.Perth is full of ignorant small minded fools who can't stand to hear that any body is doing any better than them, and will sometimes even go as far as to sabotage the sucessfull.
by R.A.C BABY May 3, 2011