by Montanaaa April 7, 2015
form of friendly wheeling where what you say is supposed to be nice and cute, but no wheeling/ attempting to pick up is intended.
It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.
It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.
bob- you're so cute nicole!
steve- you wheeling that?
bob- no, just paddling.
joe- you're soo beautiful.
sam- are you trying to pick me up, or is that just your paddles?
steve- you wheeling that?
bob- no, just paddling.
joe- you're soo beautiful.
sam- are you trying to pick me up, or is that just your paddles?
by Tgregsz January 26, 2010
A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.
Mom: Me and Daddy are going to paddle tonight, well be back at 11!
Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!
Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!
by Mystic Hugin February 5, 2013
I’m over these repetitive beats, shall we start paddling
Let’s get serious and go for a paddle (begin paddling)
Let’s get serious and go for a paddle (begin paddling)
by HurricaneSpud November 10, 2019
Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.
by V.N.A.M May 9, 2006
by truche June 22, 2011
A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.
Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.
Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.
Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"
Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"
Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."
by AdmiralofShe October 17, 2016