When you don't want to move from a questionably comfy spot but you're trying to inspire yourself. Motivating one ounce at a time.
by Some Kevin or the other September 22, 2018

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by one baked cunt September 19, 2019

When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.
Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?
Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.
Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.
by bob jonez August 25, 2011

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.
This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025
