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Wiggle Your Big Toe

When you don't want to move from a questionably comfy spot but you're trying to inspire yourself. Motivating one ounce at a time.
I got work in less than a hour but I want to stay in bed, I got to wiggle your big toe out of here.
by Some Kevin or the other September 22, 2018
mugGet the Wiggle Your Big Toemug.
The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"
by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008
mugGet the Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goesmug.

toe your hole

To kick someone's arse (Scottish)
Shut your face or I'll toe your hole
by roscomcpie December 18, 2008
mugGet the toe your holemug.
used by Jacob darling when roll kills him in R6
Jacob:screw you I hope you stub your big toe
roll:fuck you to then
by one baked cunt September 19, 2019
mugGet the I hope you stub your big toemug.

toe toe toe your boat

When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.
Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?

Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.
by bob jonez August 25, 2011
mugGet the toe toe toe your boatmug.

Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
mugGet the Shag your left toemug.

microwave your toe

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
by soggy sinners January 14, 2025
mugGet the microwave your toemug.

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