Wiggle Your Big Toe

When you don't want to move from a questionably comfy spot but you're trying to inspire yourself. Motivating one ounce at a time.

I got work in less than a hour but I want to stay in bed, I got to wiggle your big toe out of here.

by Some Kevin or the other September 22, 2018

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

toe your hole

To kick someone's arse (Scottish)

Shut your face or I'll toe your hole

by roscomcpie December 18, 2008

I hope you stub your big toe

used by Jacob darling when roll kills him in R6

Jacob:screw you I hope you stub your big toe
roll:fuck you to then

by one baked cunt September 19, 2019

toe toe toe your boat

When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.

Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?

Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.

by bob jonez August 25, 2011

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...

A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes

by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022