Microwave

A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.

“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”

“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”

“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”

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by Superfledge February 12, 2018

microwave

To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.

A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.

by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

Microwave

Part of the five body shapes: triangle, Dorito, cereal box, microwave and sphere

Wow they look like a total microwave

by _trashmuffin_ November 12, 2019

microwave

An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.

Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."

Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."

by westfalia December 11, 2009

Microwave

When you don't want to attract attention so wave just a little bit

My ex was next to you at the bar so I wicrowaved to get your attention!

Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!

by Burtnlovely December 8, 2011

Microwave

An onomatopoeia often used to connote the sound of a microwave being used.

Dan: Hey do you know what sound a microwave makes?
Phil: what?

Dan: Miiiccccrrroooowwwaaaavvvveeeee

by railmeamber June 20, 2018