Inspired by No Nut November, Destroy Dick December, and Masturbation Mania May, we have the holy month of rape
by sheldon_o December 7, 2018
A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.
by Charlie knows more than you November 6, 2008
by captain cecil paul March 25, 2008
March Muscle Madness revolves around completing the entire month of march without skipping a single day in the gym. You are allowed to have 1 rest day a week, but you still have to follow your schedule.
by qoaks March 8, 2022
A lot like destroy dick december but with a little twist, starting March 1st, you haft to ejaculate 10 times per day until April 1st.
Person one: Wait, are you actually participating in Masturbation Madness March!?!
Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
by abr3948 January 1, 2019
MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.
Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
by SomeShitPoster September 8, 2020
Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022