Inspired by No Nut November, Destroy Dick December, and Masturbation Mania May, we have the holy month of rape
by sheldon_o December 07, 2018

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.
by Charlie knows more than you December 09, 2008

by captain cecil paul March 26, 2008

March Muscle Madness revolves around completing the entire month of march without skipping a single day in the gym. You are allowed to have 1 rest day a week, but you still have to follow your schedule.
by qoaks March 08, 2022

A lot like destroy dick december but with a little twist, starting March 1st, you haft to ejaculate 10 times per day until April 1st.
Person one: Wait, are you actually participating in Masturbation Madness March!?!
Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
by abr3948 January 01, 2019

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.
Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
by SomeShitPoster September 07, 2020

Mad March the the month were you can be mad at anyone! But just know that at the end of the month you cant be mad at them anymore. If you were mad at a friend give them a hug If you were mad at an ex give em a High-5 And if you were mad at your significant other give them a nice little kiss
by Bembeneck February 23, 2020
