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'lactose baggage'

The HUGE, bulging titties that hang from a female dog when she has not fed her puppies for a week.
When driving around on the dirt roads in the South African East Cape Coast, you see a lot of 'mommy' dogs who have just given birth. They don't seem particularly nurturing and have their puppies hassling them for milk. The puppies have obviously developed sharp new teeth which hurt their mom when they feed...thus, the mommies have HUGE, BULGING titties!! And so, 'lactose baggage' was coined!
by kimmipooh December 27, 2009
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Lactose intolerrhea

Is the inability to diigest lactose resulting in explosive diarrhea within 10 to 15 minutes of eating any milk or diary products
I had a big glass of milk with my chocolate chip cookies and then developed cramps before my lactose intolerrhea
by Sopheroo September 8, 2013
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lactose inteligent

When you know you can't handle milk, but you drink it anyway
-Huge fart-
Omg dude whyyy
I'm lactose inteligent
by koalaklamidia May 10, 2019
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lactose persistence

a condition of genetic mutants, the state of almost 0% of Asian adults, 40% of adults worldwide, and under 50% of U.S. adults, ie., the European genetic mutation which allows the persistence of the childhood ability to digest milk and its products.
Unlike that fart-faced genetic mutant Sven, with lactose persistence, Hung Long and I don't drink milk anymore.
by Snarkster September 12, 2009
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lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach
john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach
by meloballer_ April 8, 2023
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Lactose Lucrative Cock

Similar to the term 'Dairy Dick,' this is when your balls are full of sperm and are ready to release. Your penis then forms a milk like liquid which oozes out your urethra in lucrative quantities.
Aw bro, I've got such a lactose lucrative cock right now, mind giving me a hand?
by RyanSmithWales November 28, 2020
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