When driving around on the dirt roads in the South African East Cape Coast, you see a lot of 'mommy' dogs who have just given birth. They don't seem particularly nurturing and have their puppies hassling them for milk. The puppies have obviously developed sharp new teeth which hurt their mom when they feed...thus, the mommies have HUGE, BULGING titties!! And so, 'lactose baggage' was coined!
by kimmipooh December 27, 2010
Is the inability to diigest lactose resulting in explosive diarrhea within 10 to 15 minutes of eating any milk or diary products
I had a big glass of milk with my chocolate chip cookies and then developed cramps before my lactose intolerrhea
by Sopheroo September 9, 2013
by Ed_of_Schleck November 25, 2009
a condition of genetic mutants, the state of almost 0% of Asian adults, 40% of adults worldwide, and under 50% of U.S. adults, ie., the European genetic mutation which allows the persistence of the childhood ability to digest milk and its products.
Unlike that fart-faced genetic mutant Sven, with lactose persistence, Hung Long and I don't drink milk anymore.
by Snarkster September 12, 2009
john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant
me : shut your ass up
me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach
me : shut your ass up
me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach
by meloballer_ April 9, 2023
term of endearment for someone with absolutely massive breasts, or someone with a big bust or boob size.
by jyan jovell July 20, 2022
The feeling of nausea, cramps, stomach aches and bad breath following a binge on lactose-heavy foodstuffs. Usually only applicable to those with lactose intolerance.
"Oh man...I feel like shit, I shouldn't have had those three frappuchinos at Starbucks earlier..."
" Lactose Hangover ? Just sit it out."
" Lactose Hangover ? Just sit it out."
by ellziipaw September 14, 2011