lactose inteligent

When you know you can't handle milk, but you drink it anyway

-Huge fart-
Omg dude whyyy
I'm lactose inteligent

by koalaklamidia May 10, 2019

Lactose intolerrhea

Is the inability to diigest lactose resulting in explosive diarrhea within 10 to 15 minutes of eating any milk or diary products

I had a big glass of milk with my chocolate chip cookies and then developed cramps before my lactose intolerrhea

by Sopheroo September 8, 2013

lactose nazi

lactose intolerant person

being a lactose nazi means that you are worse than hitler!

by Ed_of_Schleck November 25, 2009

lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach

john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach

by meloballer_ April 8, 2023

lactose persistence

a condition of genetic mutants, the state of almost 0% of Asian adults, 40% of adults worldwide, and under 50% of U.S. adults, ie., the European genetic mutation which allows the persistence of the childhood ability to digest milk and its products.

Unlike that fart-faced genetic mutant Sven, with lactose persistence, Hung Long and I don't drink milk anymore.

by Snarkster September 12, 2009

Lactose Lockers

term of endearment for someone with absolutely massive breasts, or someone with a big bust or boob size.

“damn babe you got some lactose lockers on you!”

by jyan jovell July 20, 2022

Lactose Hangover

The feeling of nausea, cramps, stomach aches and bad breath following a binge on lactose-heavy foodstuffs. Usually only applicable to those with lactose intolerance.

"Oh man...I feel like shit, I shouldn't have had those three frappuchinos at Starbucks earlier..."

" Lactose Hangover ? Just sit it out."

by ellziipaw September 14, 2011