jew

1. some 1 who wears a yamica
2. kyle from southpark
3. Darth
1.damnit u jew stop baiting me you are not watching my back
2. WTF weres my damn change
by churchv3 January 12, 2008
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jew

The "real" jews, descendants of the Hebrews, Abraham, Jacob, Moses, from the Old Testament, were annihilated for the most part during the first century A.D.

99% of "white" jews we see today are actually descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (name changed to Russia today). These Khazars converted to judaism around 740 A.D. The white jews are NOT the blood descendants of Abraham, Jacob or Moses, from the Old Testament. For more info please do some research and read a book called "The Thirteenth Tribe" written by Arthur Koestler, himself a Khazar.

It is sad that the Khazars (who call themselves jews today) are so ashamed of their real ancestors. Shame.
"White jews are descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (named Russia later)."
by rachelslight February 14, 2007
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jew

jew is a specimen not to be bothered. He wields 5 of the 30 chaos emeralds, and is the strongest sonic character known to date. He has 3 arms, 1 of which being a tentacle, and always says his famous catchphrase "Nigga die damn"
"Omg im such a jew today"
by TheVeryMaSKY May 20, 2019
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jew jew

Hey TEoS, what is Jew Jew?

Why my good man, they're those boys in hats and suits with the long things of hair hanging over their ears!
by TEoS November 13, 2005
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the jews

a generic scapegoat for any "who" question
Who the hell ate all the Doritos?

The Jews...
by andygriffin April 21, 2009
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Jew

Someone who is of the Jewish religion.
Hey Anthony, you're a Jew, do you celebrate haunaka?
Have you seen Anthony's yamaca?
by Dictionary.comm September 21, 2017
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JEW

An acronym pertaining to the band Jimmy Eat World. They are one of the greatest bands ever and write totally amazing and original work.
Dude, JEW is intense.
Dude, I know.
by Johnny B. Goodd December 10, 2006
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