safely remove hardware 

The greatest joke in the history of Windows computers.

User: Copying files onto my USB flash drive...Ok I'm done. Taking out the flash drive now.
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!

safely remove hardware by xxdeathx January 7, 2013

Stained On The Hardware 

A phrase meaning high on PCP.

"Yo RZA, you got the dust? I'm tryna get stained on the hardware."

Stained On The Hardware by secondlined March 15, 2009

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. 

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

packing hardware 

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.

When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.

packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Hardware 

(Noun) Name given collectively to IV drug use paraphernalia.

Whenever, where ever Robbie kept his hardware close so that he could get one in whenever the opportunity showed itself.

Hardware by Nikki Stixx April 4, 2020

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

L Your Hardware Vendor by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Ace Hardware

When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed tool, toolbag, and toolshed, they become an Ace Hardware.

Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.

Ace Hardware by SimpleMindedTed March 6, 2005