Noun,
1. The extremely shitty feeling and accompanying symptoms that follow alcohol consumption. In most cases, it is caused by a build-up of formaldehyde in the blood stream as a result of the metabolism of methanol.
2. A practical example that the gods have smiting powers and are willing to exercise them upon all those who wish to have fun.
3. Nature's way of telling you you're still alive...and how that is incongrous with its intents.
1. Shot number 7 gave me a hangover. I will never drink again.
2. Why, God, why?
3. Your body is still functioning. That won't do at all...
by Why does the world hate me? August 7, 2011
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What I have today. But I WON'T be going to Hardees
Today I have a hangover because I got drunk last night
by Dangerous G April 14, 2004
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When a girl wears jeans that are way too tight for her, and the flab around her hips HANGS OVER the top of her jeans.
Dude, did you see that? That girl had a huge hangover.
by DJ Conan December 5, 2003
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Hangovers are for the weak. I suggest eating sunflower seeds.
I sure like dem sunflowa seeds. They is salty an make me foget bout my hangover.
by Matt Rogers January 10, 2008
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when your muffintop hangs over your tight fitting pants.
hence the name "hangover"
friend 1: ohmygod my pants are so tight!

friend 2: yeah you have a complete hangover!
by y follower June 16, 2011
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A totally nonexistent phenomenon. Supposedly occurs after a night heavy drinking. It is, however, entirely psychological. People who get hangovers are weak, they are just tired.
Believe you don't have a hangover, and you won't have one.
Martin: "Aw man, I've got a really bad hangover."

Me: "Quit fucking moaning, it's all psychological."
by timothythetim December 18, 2006
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A female with bangin attributes in her figure such as a nice rack and booty, pretty face, nice thighs. She's a hangover cause she has Hennessy hips,
Grey Goose lips, she has a bubble like Crystal or Cognac thighs...a way of saying that girl has you caught up from her looks.
Damn that girl is a straight hangover..
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