goatse

(noun) a picture or object that causes massive uncontrolled vomiting
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(verb) a special way to vomit.

oh man that thing was nasty, it was worse than anything ive ever seen
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dude that thing made me go goatsevomit all over the cat.

by vash January 8, 2003

goatse

Website featuring a picture of a hermaphrodite it's a guy with a penis and a vagina. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. People who have been tricked into going to the website are to have been goatsed.

A: Went to the goatse website the other day
B: Ah, you got my email
A beats the stuffing out of B

by Mad Hatter December 28, 2004

goatse

A sexual act, in which as the female climaxes, you jam your fist up her butt and scream "GOATSE!!" at the top of your lungs. Derived from the shock picture "Goatse".

Female: "Oh thats it!!!"
Male, jams his fist up her butt: "GOATSE!!"
Female: "what the..."

by Slothman August 29, 2007

goatse

1. (verb) a more extreme version of rape, pwn. etc.

2. (verb) to rape so hard that the victim's ass becomes loose.
- I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!

1. Did you see me goatse that noob?

2. I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!

by Corax April 29, 2006

goatse

An annoying prank played on naive message board spammers that when a link is clicked upon, a box comes up flashing "You Are A Idiot! HAHAHAHA!" with an appropriate stupid jingle.

A more evil version of the goatse has been found where the "Idiot" boxes are opened as bouncing boxes around your screen and as you chase and close them more boxes appear.

SchoolYon: "So I clicked on the link and BAM! my computer almost crashed!"
DrNick: "You've been goatse'd!"

by Dr Nick November 22, 2002

Goatse

Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.

GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!

(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)

Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.

by PillyPeng July 19, 2006

Goatse

An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.

( )O( ) <-Anus

"You've been goatse'd!"

by Sir Scorn November 1, 2007