Fritter

Person 1: “How do you typically finger a girl?”

Person 2: “Two in the fritter, one in the shitter!”
by YungLuiV October 10, 2018
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Fritter

You are such a Fritter!!
by Evan Beaverson February 20, 2004
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Frittering

spending and wasting way too much time on the combination of facebook and Twitter
I was lazy today. I spent hours just frittering and doing nothing
by orourkeland April 30, 2009
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Tub Fritter

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.
Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!
by fritter monster August 21, 2010
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Frisco fritter

When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)

-jimmy h
Your ex-girlfriend is such a whore so I did you a solid and frisco frittered on her. Your welcome.
by Jack meofff January 15, 2015
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shit fritter

A modestly sized clump of crap or some insignificant little twat who has the impact of such
by Coco Duprie January 20, 2009
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Fritter Titties

Droopy, Floppy, Pendulous, Saggy, Slouchy, or Wilting Boobies.
Check out dat mama! WHOOOA! Nevermind! She got dem ugly fritter titties!
by Heavy Debbie January 22, 2010
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