Erp

A sound usually pertainign to a query, question, or just being used as an incomprehensible noise to confuse others around you

Guy#1: So, did you see that homeless man? I see he is fond of ketchup pakets.
Guy#2: Erp?

by ThatTreeOutside March 28, 2003

ERPED

the best clan there is on the game of ROBLOX, ERPED is known to do many mischievous things and hold juicy events. Their Mascot is a gorilla.

Hey man, there was an ERPED clan member in my game yesterday!

Really dude!! I LOVE ERPED!!

by liltracy6969 April 04, 2021

ERP

Eat Raw Pussy

That man said that he ERP’s when he with his girlfriend.

by ImKJ February 20, 2021

Erp

An exclamation used most commonly with a "?" to signify confusion.

Dude#1: Hey man, I went to a farm and spanked every pig there!
Dude#2: Erp?

by Alexei March 19, 2003

ERP

E.R.P: Electronic Raisin Poliosis, is sadly a highly contagious pathogen that is spread through ASMR and booping someone's nose. Once infected, the victim will experience what we call "The TikTok withdrawls" where if they don't watch enough cringey TikTok, they will suddenly buy a mansion and start to become a sub infected individual "A JoJo Siwa" which is fatal. But, that's another story, if they DO watch enough TikTok they will then start to speak Japanese a certain way, called the "Weeabo" dialect, which is impossible to translate. After 2 or 3 days the "Weeabo" speaking infected person will then make their OWN TikToks and will eventually get a VR and hang out on VRChat SO much they end up being what we call "Obsessed with the game and will not play minecraft anymore" type of infected. THEN after THAT they will start to be Raisin towards people, which means that they'll steal everyone's raisinbread, which is the infected's kryptonite. However, if they fail to eat the stolen raisinbread in time, then they will then use a Wolf Avatar, get body tracking and finally reach the final stage...an "E-Boy". Now, while it IS the final stage, DO NOT PANIC! You can still call your local Jeff Goldbloom to cure the infected victim, however, if they do an OnlyFans account....there is no hope for them, F in chat.

"Hello my fellow kids" "My finger is feeling weird" "AAGHHG Thank you for the raid" "Have you heard of Raid Shadow legends?" "ERP"

by MissJaneDonuts August 26, 2020

Erp

Middle class white american slang for "up" often used as "Erps"

"I got the Hiccerps"

"What Erp?!?!"

by The Unprotected October 24, 2008

Erp

When someone makes a mistake. When someone doses something stupid. Any mistake at all! It may be said to someone when they have made a mistake or if you yourself make a mistake you can say it to yourself.

You go into the kitchen and you forgot what you went in there for, erp. You dropped something in your hand, erp. You misspelled a word, erp. You messed up hard playing a video game, erp. You say something really dumb to your girlfriend, erp. You forgot your mom’s birthday, erp. You oversleep, erp. You left you keys in the store, erp. You lost your keys, erp. Dude you are an erp! Dude you erped! Man I erped. How could you have erped so bad? Erp!

by David M. Shore October 04, 2007