When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.
John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."
by jollygreenfucker July 7, 2011
In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.
In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.
by Happy Wolf January 16, 2007
What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Louis: โYou know what they say, early bird gets the worm.โ -while looking directly at Harry.๐๐
by Phantoms Night April 7, 2022
The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
โMan, Iโm going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!โ
โEarly bird sucks the dickโฆโ
โEarly bird sucks the dickโฆโ
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023
by DBoy June 27, 2014