Iraqtile dysfunction 

The (embarrassing) inability to perform in Iraq.

The intent was to enter, produce a victory, and pull out. But that mission wasn't accomplished. A clear case of Iraqtile Dysfunction.

Iraqtile dysfunction by 20th century boy August 20, 2007

beerectile dysfunction 

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.

Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!

beerectile dysfunction by potatopandemic July 14, 2010

directile dysfunction 

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.

Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.

directile dysfunction by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010

direct file dysfunction 

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

direct file dysfunction by Requiett April 9, 2008

erectile dysfunction 

the #1 cause of suicide in the United States

Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara

erectile dysfunction by manc od May 25, 2006

Hillarectile dysfunction 

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.

Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.

Hillarectile dysfunction by webster_c February 17, 2008

textual dysfunction 

The inability to get a thumbs-up during textual intercourse

Murray has tried textagra for his textual dysfunction, to no avial.

Bill was devastated when all his textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.

textual dysfunction by Morgan's Daughter April 21, 2008