Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.
Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"
Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"
Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"
Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."
Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"
Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"
Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."
by King Awesome the Greatest October 10, 2008
An in the closet snob who wears expensive accessories but refuses to wear anything other then sweat pants and sweaters.
by morIVAN December 1, 2010
a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...
by random hero March 28, 2005
a flat brimmed, big hat. often wore by skaters, preps, or jocks. some of the popular brands are fox, dc, metal mullisha.... douchey hats are becoming very popular and now have the designs of a lot of major sports teams and just about everything else
Girl 1: Did you see that really hot guy?
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.
by doucheyhat August 23, 2009
1.Your roommates cat that acts like a complete douche bag.
2. A cat that keeps you up all night because he wants to play.
3. A cat that has to be the center of attention.
2. A cat that keeps you up all night because he wants to play.
3. A cat that has to be the center of attention.
by Louise D'Amato January 23, 2007
1. An action / gesture that would lead someone to think that you are a complete douchebag.
2. A move that makes you go back and say to yourself, shit.
2. A move that makes you go back and say to yourself, shit.
Guy 1: I just slept with your ex, not like you made it out to be.
Guy 2: That was a douchey gesture on your part.
Guy 2: That was a douchey gesture on your part.
by Datson October 20, 2008
This is the king of all douche bags. A perfect waste of space and human life. They can often be seen driving a Honda Civic(Toyota Corolla, Tercel, etc.) with an annoyingly loud muffler on the back. This person usually will talk a lot of shit, be very skinny, white (whilst wishing he were black or Latino), wear very baggy clothing, and try to talk like a gangster. This term can be used universally by all to example anyone who exhibits douche-like qualities.
Nick Carter's little brother should be named Douchey McDouchester as he exhibits all of the qualities listed above. This is also a derivation of Douchey McDouchems.
by C. Dub November 6, 2006