noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead
dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this
by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
by Nope4810 April 16, 2005
The people who get no respect from most people when all they are trying to do is PROTECT people including the assholes who hate them.
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
someone who belives they know way more than the average human, or at least that much more that entails him to condemn someone for doing what he thinks falls into the catagory of "wrong"
by ieatcops August 29, 2003
a term that derived from england; short for "constible on patrol"; for those who dont know, a constible is the term for a police officer in england
Watch out for cops while i drink this illegal tea! Cause Im English...and englist people suck..and they just drink tea and lick nipples all day...men nipples...with hair...lawrence van tassel does this as much as possible...him being english and all....fuckin brit bastard
by ~blizzy~ August 17, 2003