Chooch

According to his holiness da fada Guido Sarducci a chooch is a dummy which is used in act of ventriliquism or by association any other brainless fool that can only regurgitate inaccurate babble

Somebody smack that chooch already he's driving me freakin' nuts

by His royal Petenes July 4, 2012

Chooch

(V.) To take a puff of a vapor pen or hookah.

"Hey is that one of those vape pens? Let me get a chooch right quick!"

by MandersonFTW May 12, 2014

chooch

A jackass. one who acts without thinking.

Why would you put the icream in the refrigerator and not the freezer? Geez! You're such a chooch!

by ReGina January 15, 2005

Chooch

To cry while masturbating. To feel sorry for oneself, be overly sensitive, complain, or otherwise act in a self pitting way. Most commonly, but not necessarily referring to love issues.

Be nice to to Amy, she is feeling choochy.

Mallory has been chooching in her room ever sense that guy broke up with her.

I don't want to go out tonight; I just want to listen to sad music and chooch.

I don't like him, he is a total chooch.

by Airam.enaj November 15, 2009

chooch

a nicotine device. ex. (hyde, puff bar, etc.)

yo lemme hit your chooch

by H-Town Scholar February 4, 2021

chooch

of possible italian origin, a chooch is similar to a fool or chump. used as a deragatory term to those who are not worthy of respect.

when angelo was defeated in ping pong, on lookers called him a chooch.

by albertking February 16, 2009

Chooch

In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.

Wow, the guy walking around the branch in the Elmer Fudd hat, talking about the stock market bouncing is a real chooch.

You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?

Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.

by Scott Christensen January 10, 2009