Eric Cartman, who goes by Cartman, is possibly the funniest television character in history, and in my opinion, always will be. He is everything that is racist, stupid, ignorant, and wrong. He's also extremely fat. He hangs out with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick, and sometimes Butters. He is always making a new plan to make money or get revenge on someone. Some of his best known quotes are: "No kitty, that's my pot pie! NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY - MOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!", and "Screw you guys, I'm going home". He uses the words "weak" and "sweet" a lot. He is spoiled by his slutty mother/father and whines to get anything he wants. His hobby is watching Terrance and Phillip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, pot pies, or powdered donut pancake surprise.
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to-
Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.
Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to-
Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.
by synyster44 September 1, 2009
One whose ego is so big, they do mental gymnastics to make themselves a part of things and convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags.
by K. Brotha Flovski October 1, 2009
This is a category of people to be associated with the South Park character, Eric Cartman. People within this category are usually obese but it is not required to be classed as a Cartman, Cartmans are known to be, pathological liars, bad liars, beg when they can’t get what they want, have never broke a sweat in they’re life, and the most common name for these people is “Kylar”.
by Mr.man.exe August 20, 2018
by ghenkel September 9, 2019
A incredibly rude, arrogant, and cruel young boy. Generally will hang put with a single, small group of children that he will pretend to like, but just insults and humiliates them for entertainment. Any boy that can compared to Eric Cartman from South Park.
"Dude, my brother lit my neighbor's cat on fire. He's such a Cartman."
"I swear, that Cartman-kid is more racist then Jim Crow!"
""Hey, check out that Cartman stuffing his face! He looks like a pig!"
"I swear, that Cartman-kid is more racist then Jim Crow!"
""Hey, check out that Cartman stuffing his face! He looks like a pig!"
by BlackjackMack123 October 10, 2009
One of the main characters of the american tv show South Park. He’s fat and a total asshole. But he’s a true business man and he can sell anything with just one sentence.
Woman: 8000 dollars seems a little steep. How about ten dollars?
Cartman: Ten dollars, you're breaking my balls, ma'am!
Woman: Ok, how about 15 dollars?
Cartman: Ten dollars, you're breaking my balls, ma'am!
Woman: Ok, how about 15 dollars?
by rehobalint November 17, 2019