Anal Arsonist

Anal Arsonists like to stay below the radar, but when in the heat of fornication they turn to the flame. When the male partner is close to climax, and the woman is in a doggie-style position, he reaches for a flammable substance (ex/ rubbing alcohol, gasoline, liquid nitrogen) which in most cases the male has a small vile of this said substance, and proceeds to douse her asshole with the liquid. The female partner mistakes this as seminal fluids, and then the Anal Arsonist lights that bitch up!

Holy shit i got anal arsoned...Anal Arsonist!

by Secret Arson Man February 20, 2009

Arkansas Arsonist

The act of drenching your cock in gasoline and lighting it on fire, then receiving fellatio from your partner or prostitute.
NOTE: This is for pro Masochists and Sadists.

Bob: "Hey Marlene, after dinner would you like to come over for tea, biscuits and an Arkansas Arsonist?"

Marlene: "Yes please! I can't tell you how much I've wanted some flaming cock!"

by Jake Dangerfield January 17, 2009

Verbal Arsonist

Name given to someone who, when given the mic, lights the place on fire with their vocal talents. This generally includes, but is not limited to free-style rapping and/or karaoke.

Damn son, Greg and JJ are straight verbal arsonists on the mic tonight.

by II JSQUARED II July 1, 2011

Arsonists Get All The Girls

I should smack you people for not having this defined.

The absolute most kickass deathcore band of all time.

Guy: Let's listen to Arsonists Get All The Girls
Other Guy: Nah I think I'll stick with Job For a Cowboy
Guy: Faggot.

by Owns your face January 24, 2008

Arsonist

A person who makes you angry because they have a nicer behind than yours

that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Chat arsonist

Someone that likes to drop a comment in the chat and then smiles as the chaos follows.

Mike : you get what you get and you don't complain.
Garry: Rubbish!
Jason: Don't worry Garry, he's just being a chat arsonist. He wants you to fire up.

by Kabia October 15, 2025

climate arsonist

A politician or public policy expert that refuses to address the policy implications of human's role in climate change and related effects on fire behavior, especially in areas where the Wildland-urban interface has been pummeled by fire.

He spoke with the dignity of a true climate arsonist when he blamed the mega-fires on red tape that prevents massive logging of the public lands, failing to realize that much of area burned was on natural shrublands and public forest land for which he is responsible for managing.

by mlhiss September 14, 2020