by Nicko March 24, 2003
a label slapped onto people who know how to enjoy life and don't mind occasional bouts of blacking out, bedwetting, the clap and regrettable one-night stands, applied by people with sticks up there bums who have repressed every iota of pleasure and desire and are teetotalers for no other reason than they are TOO FUCKING SCARED that someone might find out how they're dying to fuck there sister.
ann called ginger an alcoholic after ginger ordered a second Absolut Hunk; meanwhile, ann sipped on her diet sprite and fantasized about piercing her clit.
by Suzie BostonKreme June 6, 2003
A person who is dependent on alcohol physicially or mentally. They can be anyone you know. Some hide their drinking from everyone, but others might show their lack of restraint in drinking in public. They also suffer sever liver, brain and esophageal damage from the accumulated years of drinking and abusing drugs.
Many of these alcoholic people also abuse their spouses, children physicially, emotionally and/or sexually, especially when they are drunk.
Many of these alcoholic people also abuse their spouses, children physicially, emotionally and/or sexually, especially when they are drunk.
Our alcoholic father was so drunk he was fucking our little sister and he didn't even remember doing it the morning after.
by Jigglypuff May 2, 2006
"hey Honey, sorry I was such a drunk asshole to you last night once again...I really mean it this time...but I am not an alcoholic...wanna go grab a bloody-mary"?
by jonnyjonny April 20, 2011
Q: What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
A: Alcoholics have to go to those STUPID meetings!
A: Alcoholics have to go to those STUPID meetings!
Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a condition. You don't 'catch' alcoholism; it is voluntarily self-inflicted though admittedly hard to stop. Calling it a disease implies a passivity to the situation that absolves one of personal responsibility, when it is up to the drunk him/herself to take care of the matter.
Also, there is no such thing as a 'recovering alcoholic'. Either you're drinking or you're not.
Also, there is no such thing as a 'recovering alcoholic'. Either you're drinking or you're not.
by Zonie Yank February 20, 2005
A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls
Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!
by Mike Dizzled July 1, 2004