Utah shitsicle 

You are supposed to take a shit in a condom, then cum all over in it, mix it up and freeze it. When it is nice and hard you take the bottom of the condom and stick it in your partners asshole. Let it sit for a minute then when she/he is not expecting it push the top of the condom down into their ass, causing the shitsicle to slide into their asshole.

"Dude the other night I gave Felicia a damn good Utah shitsicle!!"

Utah shitsicle by Gnarcat February 8, 2010

utah switchup

Tricking a Mormon girl from utah into losing her virginity before she gets married, by using various techniques, and traps, but make sure no rape is involved.

Markus: Brodie I banged the hell out of Hellen Last night
Steve: Isn't she mormon, did you rape her?
Markus: Nah I pulled a Utah Switchup

utah switchup by Cockyballslover69 June 4, 2018

Utah Spider Crab 

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

Utah Spider Crab by lili11 December 27, 2024

Utah Sober 

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.

I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.

Utah Sober by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025

Southern Utah Stop 

When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.

“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”

Southern Utah Stop by Icanttelltime May 16, 2022

The Utah Saddlebackers 

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.

Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.

The Utah Saddlebackers by WhatzZitTooya September 6, 2022

Utah fry sauce 

Utah fry sauce (also "fry sauce") is a mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup in a 2:1 ratio generally meant for dipping french fries and onion rings, although it can be put on hamburgers. It is attributed to the Utah-based fast-food chain Arctic Circle ca. 1948. However, it also resembles a simplified version of pre-existing Thousand Island dressing. According to Wikipedia, similar sauces are widely known elsewhere, including "mayoketchup" in Puerto Rico, "Burger Sauce," "Pink Sauce" (also "Salsa Rosada" in S. American countries), even "Cockteilsauce."

Provo drive-through loudspeaker: "Would you like _eye _oss with that, Sir?"

Out-of-town customer: "What?"

Loudspeaker: "Utah fry sauce, Sir? Or maybe you'd prefer ketchup? ... Or both?"

Out-of-town customer: "That's fine, thanks."

Utah fry sauce by al-in-chgo April 28, 2014