The true definition of a roadman is a guy with no job yet acts like he's got money, no future but acts like he's going places. To support this lifestyle he takes part in illegal activity known as 'street activity' and starts becoming respected by guys on the street and sometimes even feared. Actually most full on roadmen are feared as they are often very violent. Many girls love them and roadmen like fucking anyone but do not stay around to deal with the consequences but now and again will pop in and mess with their child's head sometimes even using their child for personal gain (some roadmen do love their children though). The main thing is once you are a roadman it's almost impossible to get out you will die a roadman either from old age or from 'street activity' gone wrong.
Being a roadman is a responsibility and a way of life that you have to own and be ready for otherwise you're just a wannabe.
Being a roadman is a responsibility and a way of life that you have to own and be ready for otherwise you're just a wannabe.
by EST20XX December 27, 2015
Get the Roadmanmug. teenage boy or adult living in the UK who knows all the places in the neighborhood he lives, and all the people in it. also the evolved version of a chav.
uses slangs like "innit bruv" "ill chef ya fam" "nah fam"
you'll probably see a roadman in the UK wearning a north face black puffer jacket, and nike airmax.
uses slangs like "innit bruv" "ill chef ya fam" "nah fam"
you'll probably see a roadman in the UK wearning a north face black puffer jacket, and nike airmax.
by zakster November 02, 2022
Get the roadmanmug. A ‘roadman’ will typically/hopefully be a teenager(do not let man fool you) but sadly, there are men in their 20s considered to be a road man.
A roadman will be involved in illegal activity such as, shotting(dealing) weed, and if not almost definitely smoking weed. Other illegal activities include GBH (as they like think/prove they are ‘hard’), Vandalism, and so forth.
A roadman’s attire is typically Nike, Adidas, and other JD type branded clothing(tracksuits and body warmers) will always have the newest trainers.
Language: a roadman will always speak in slang.
Transport: a roadman will always ride a bike, even if they are old enough to drive.
Future prospects: a roadman will aspire to become a crime/rap artist, will definitely have a soundcloud account. (Be the next J Hus, or Stomzy as such).
Whereabouts: a roadman will always be in the local area either, behind garages, outside fast food chains, park or near a park, walkway tunnels, so on; alleyways)
A roadman will be involved in illegal activity such as, shotting(dealing) weed, and if not almost definitely smoking weed. Other illegal activities include GBH (as they like think/prove they are ‘hard’), Vandalism, and so forth.
A roadman’s attire is typically Nike, Adidas, and other JD type branded clothing(tracksuits and body warmers) will always have the newest trainers.
Language: a roadman will always speak in slang.
Transport: a roadman will always ride a bike, even if they are old enough to drive.
Future prospects: a roadman will aspire to become a crime/rap artist, will definitely have a soundcloud account. (Be the next J Hus, or Stomzy as such).
Whereabouts: a roadman will always be in the local area either, behind garages, outside fast food chains, park or near a park, walkway tunnels, so on; alleyways)
Roadman(RM)
RM1 and RM2
1: wagwun, u still shotting?
2: yhyh I got food, I’ll set u some. Mans on these roads u now.
1: yhyhyh I feel u.
2: they some fresh creps
1: yhhhhh Nike air 245
2: tightttt
RM1 and RM2
1: wagwun, u still shotting?
2: yhyh I got food, I’ll set u some. Mans on these roads u now.
1: yhyhyh I feel u.
2: they some fresh creps
1: yhhhhh Nike air 245
2: tightttt
by Dividedattention October 11, 2017
Get the Roadmanmug. Ting 1:look at that roadman his jacket is so fake but its 20° out why would he wear that
Ting2:*MANS NOT HOT*
Ting2:*MANS NOT HOT*
by Jizz.exe December 05, 2018
Get the Roadmanmug. Pale white teens who want to be a black gangsta
They usually hang around McDonald's and they don't know how to speak
They can get extremely aggressive if u call them pussies
They usually hang around McDonald's and they don't know how to speak
They can get extremely aggressive if u call them pussies
by bigNiggaWITHbigShank June 08, 2019
Get the Roadmanmug. A roadman is a british person who wears a puffy jacket and carrys a shank and weed they make sure to say words like "Piff piff pang", "Bagin", "Blood", "Bruv"
ROADMAN ONE: pfft pfft pang wanna go mash into the dms
RODMAN TWO: Get to close imma shank you bruv you know what I mean blood
ROADMAN THREE: Thats a bagin haircut imma go bang one in the dms
RODMAN TWO: Get to close imma shank you bruv you know what I mean blood
ROADMAN THREE: Thats a bagin haircut imma go bang one in the dms
by SKinny pepe October 15, 2018
Get the Roadmanmug. The Roadman
The cunts (aged 12 - 30) who patrol the streets wearing a black bin bag, a baseball cap at 90 degrees and probably wielding a knife. You'll either see them in the front of a fast food pissing on a dog or hiding in their mother's basement complaining on how rough life is. They've all dropped out of education because they saw rich fuckers do it and become successful. They hang around in public with their dick out showing to be very tough looking whilst smoking weed with their gang listening to hard drum-n-bass. Their gang consists off the other mates dressed in a body bag and their 14 year old impregnated girlfriends who has had 4 abortions in one year. The girls show all of their skin except for their privates and call other people perverts for staring at her.
Encountering a Roadman can be very challenging, as half the time they aren't speaking words, or they are using their own language called 'FuckYouSayToMeFamMeAndMyGangWillFuckYouUpCuz'.
The cunts (aged 12 - 30) who patrol the streets wearing a black bin bag, a baseball cap at 90 degrees and probably wielding a knife. You'll either see them in the front of a fast food pissing on a dog or hiding in their mother's basement complaining on how rough life is. They've all dropped out of education because they saw rich fuckers do it and become successful. They hang around in public with their dick out showing to be very tough looking whilst smoking weed with their gang listening to hard drum-n-bass. Their gang consists off the other mates dressed in a body bag and their 14 year old impregnated girlfriends who has had 4 abortions in one year. The girls show all of their skin except for their privates and call other people perverts for staring at her.
Encountering a Roadman can be very challenging, as half the time they aren't speaking words, or they are using their own language called 'FuckYouSayToMeFamMeAndMyGangWillFuckYouUpCuz'.
Roadman Talk:
Blad: Hey Blad!
Blad 1: Init cuz!
Blad: Not you blad, other blad!
Blad 2: Cheeky nando blad?
Blad 3: I'm pregnant again
Blad: Init blad!
Blad 3: Am have baby
Blad 2: Sen it!
Dav: Yo cuz can I fuck your sister blad
Don: Yo blad she is peng ting
Dav: Bloody fit bird for 13
Blad: Hey Blad!
Blad 1: Init cuz!
Blad: Not you blad, other blad!
Blad 2: Cheeky nando blad?
Blad 3: I'm pregnant again
Blad: Init blad!
Blad 3: Am have baby
Blad 2: Sen it!
Dav: Yo cuz can I fuck your sister blad
Don: Yo blad she is peng ting
Dav: Bloody fit bird for 13
by ProbablyInfected December 30, 2018
Get the Roadmanmug.