Bring Me The Breakfast 

Sexual intercourse usually done in the morning or the time breakfast is served. During dominating play, saying "Bring me the Breakfast" means get naked and get over here, were fucking.

Man, Jake is so submissive. Did you see how quickly his dick was out after Elena said "Bring Me The Breakfast".

Bring Me The Breakfast by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

The Italian breakfast 

This is a sex position only done in the morning.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.

*over the phone*
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.

The Italian breakfast by thepicklegod June 5, 2021

the lumberjack breakfast 

When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.

News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."

the lumberjack breakfast by Fatty McFatfat fatass August 7, 2007

The unwanted breakfast 

A combination of pancake nipples and runny egg tits.

C/o tonygoodtimes

Yo,that girl Jenny is totally working with the unwanted breakfast.

The unwanted breakfast by Tonygoodtimes January 8, 2018

The Portuguese Breakfast

A Deathmetal/Grindcore/Metalcore song by the band After The Murder

That sweet band from colorado, After The Murder, Has a sweet song called The Portuguese Breakfast; It makes me wanna 2-Step!

The Portuguese Breakfast by After The Murder February 3, 2007

The post-breakfast club 

That sad half table at lunch with Bella, Meghan, Jacob, and Lili

Yo! You see those people over there, that’s The Post-breakfast Club.......I know, tragic.

The post-breakfast club by TheChocolatePig May 8, 2018

Breakfast in the morning 

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.

Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.

Breakfast in the morning by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011