Thanos

The big bad guy in Paw Patrol

OMG THANOS JUST KILLED THAT DOG WITH HIS YELLOW HAND!!!!

by I Exist.com May 19, 2018

thanos

thanos shows up in a few movies. thanos is that fat grape you see in avengers 1 and 3, and is mentioned in avengers 2 by thor at the end of the movie. he has six children, the only names i can remember are Gamora, Nebula, and Ebony Maw. by children i mean kidnapping victims. oh yeah thanos killed like 871473832271472741284278 people in avengers 3. oh yeah, i forgot that he was in the post credit scene of the avengers 2, he got his retarded shiny yellow glove while saying fInE, iLl Do It MySeLf. thanos apparently thinks that genocide is good and thinks its his turn to play with the infinity stones, which are the power stone, time stone, space stone, soul stone, mind stone,

thanos: i willz killz half of zee universe
gamora: no
GAMORA WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
thanos: me hav infajsdnuiity stons
thor: u dei 4 dat
thanso; u shpsjudve gooneee for da head
871473832271472741284277 PEOPLE WERE KICKED FROM CHAT
petr: i dont feel so good
petr WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
nebula: he dod at
thanos: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 XDXDXDXDXDXD

by NicholasTheAverageHuman November 29, 2018

Thanos

A big angry purple homer simpson who wants to kill half or everyone with a glove and some rocks because he thinks there's to much people in the universe.

Thanos: Hey people want to die?
People: no pls dont kill us
Thanos: To bad
*Snaps*

by Barewhere October 17, 2019

Thanos

a unit measurement that is one half of the universe

The universe is made up of two thanoses and two universes are made up of four thanoses.

by Ooga_booga____ January 9, 2019

Thanos

A big purple nigga that kills most of the Avengers

Dude did u see infinity war. My boy Thanos killed all them sorry ass heroes

by Idontfeelsogud12345 May 10, 2018

Thanos

A purple bald Titan that resembles Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. His goals are to bring "balance" into the universe by killing half of all life to prevent their worlds from suffering the same collapse as his people. Arguably the "protagonist" anti protagonist of Infinity War and the upcoming Avengers 4.

Thanos "You should have aimed for the head".

by A Human Male July 4, 2018

Thanos

A giant space grape that was raked alive and now collects rocks for a living

Thanos is a thicc grape

by Jeffaldoo May 5, 2019