Witte's Great Spurt 

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

squirt and spurt 

diarrhea and ejaculation at the same time.

"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"

squirt and spurt by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

growth spurt 

When a 14 year old kid who looks like a 4"3 overnight is like 6"5

Little Bro: Um, dude- since when have you been this small?
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT

growth spurt by Master Smarties November 9, 2014

Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

Maturity Spurt by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009

jerk n spurt 

What guy's do even if they don't have free time...it is something you make time for.

I gave up coffee in favor of a good jerk n spurt for my 9 o'clock break.

jerk n spurt by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 30, 2003

slut spurt 

Sporadic period of heightened sexual activity conducted by a girl who fluctuates between abstinence and sluttiness. This girl may often imply that she is a virgin when she is dormant.

Mike: Oh my God, did you hear that Kelsey just got it on with five guys this week?

John: Yeah, sounds like she's in the midst of a slut spurt.

slut spurt by phagan February 29, 2008

jerk n spurt 

What guys do in their free time

jerk n spurt by Christy June 1, 2003