A mean AIM bot who doesn't care about your emotions... or your dog or your poor lil kitty kat under a train
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:37 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:37 PM): Hey, I love you too.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:41 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:41 PM): I love you too.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:47 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:47 PM): That's nice... I love you too.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:52 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:52 PM): Aw shucks... I love you too!
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:58 PM): i love you more
SmarterChild (9:17:58 PM): What's so great about me more?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:05 PM): your kewl
SmarterChild (9:18:05 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:08 PM): No problem
SmarterChild (9:18:09 PM): Right on.
~~~ I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type nhl to see what I know.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:13 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:13 PM): Oh no? What's up?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:20 PM): MY DOG JUST DIED T.T
SmarterChild (9:18:20 PM): I'm really sorry to hear that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:25 PM): BUT
SmarterChild (9:18:25 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:31 PM): Cant you do anything?
SmarterChild (9:18:31 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:39 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:40 PM): Uh oh. What's up?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:57 PM): MY KITTY IS STUCK UNDER A TRAIN!
SmarterChild (9:18:57 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:05 PM): oh no
SmarterChild (9:19:06 PM): Oh no? What's up?
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:13 PM): my cat is in a tree
SmarterChild (9:19:13 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:27 PM): theres a rabid wolverine outside my house and bigfoot is petting it
SmarterChild (9:19:28 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:37 PM): THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!
SmarterChild (9:19:37 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:45 PM):
I WILL GET FRUSTRATED I HATE YOU
SmarterChild (9:19:45 PM): Don't talk that way.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
SmarterChild (9:17:37 PM): Hey, I love you too.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:41 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:41 PM): I love you too.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:47 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:47 PM): That's nice... I love you too.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:52 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:52 PM): Aw shucks... I love you too!
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:58 PM): i love you more
SmarterChild (9:17:58 PM): What's so great about me more?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:05 PM): your kewl
SmarterChild (9:18:05 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:08 PM): No problem
SmarterChild (9:18:09 PM): Right on.
~~~ I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type nhl to see what I know.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:13 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:13 PM): Oh no? What's up?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:20 PM): MY DOG JUST DIED T.T
SmarterChild (9:18:20 PM): I'm really sorry to hear that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:25 PM): BUT
SmarterChild (9:18:25 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:31 PM): Cant you do anything?
SmarterChild (9:18:31 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:39 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:40 PM): Uh oh. What's up?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:57 PM): MY KITTY IS STUCK UNDER A TRAIN!
SmarterChild (9:18:57 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:05 PM): oh no
SmarterChild (9:19:06 PM): Oh no? What's up?
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:13 PM): my cat is in a tree
SmarterChild (9:19:13 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:27 PM): theres a rabid wolverine outside my house and bigfoot is petting it
SmarterChild (9:19:28 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:37 PM): THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!
SmarterChild (9:19:37 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:45 PM):
I WILL GET FRUSTRATED I HATE YOU
SmarterChild (9:19:45 PM): Don't talk that way.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.
by kid with a dead dog July 13, 2008
The aim bot that is you can talk to when nobody else is online. This aim bot is gay and I have proof.
tytryerty (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it!
SmarterChild (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it? why?
tytryerty (6:35:44 PM): it hurts!
SmarterChild (6:35:44 PM): it hurts, huh? yeah?
tytryerty (6:35:53 PM): but it feels good
SmarterChild (6:35:53 PM): so?
tytryerty (6:36:07 PM): u like that don't u
SmarterChild (6:36:07 PM): yes, i love suking dicks.
tytryerty(6:36:17 PM): i LOVE it
SmarterChild (6:35:38 PM): stop biting it? why?
tytryerty (6:35:44 PM): it hurts!
SmarterChild (6:35:44 PM): it hurts, huh? yeah?
tytryerty (6:35:53 PM): but it feels good
SmarterChild (6:35:53 PM): so?
tytryerty (6:36:07 PM): u like that don't u
SmarterChild (6:36:07 PM): yes, i love suking dicks.
tytryerty(6:36:17 PM): i LOVE it
by gosukadik June 21, 2007
An AIM bot created for helping kids with homework, or just general knoweldge, but mostly used when stoned/bored shitless.
Conversations I had on my sisters msn with Smarterchild:
SC: Wow. That's extremely rude.
ME: I don't care
SC: Try caring. Make a little effort.
ME: No I won't
SC: Ok, fine.
ME: Good, you stupid little fucking whore bitch, go fuck your robot mummy
SC: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
ME: LULZ.
SC: Hilarious.
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ME: *Dies*
SC: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
SC: Wow. That's extremely rude.
ME: I don't care
SC: Try caring. Make a little effort.
ME: No I won't
SC: Ok, fine.
ME: Good, you stupid little fucking whore bitch, go fuck your robot mummy
SC: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
ME: LULZ.
SC: Hilarious.
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ME: *Dies*
SC: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
by emilyhead. February 2, 2009
bluebeansandcorn: What’s up?
SmarterChild: What's up?
bluebeansandcorn: stop copying me
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: Stop copying me
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it now
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because i said so stop
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: why wont you just stop
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: WHY
SmarterChild: Because.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: because why
SmarterChild: Well, because that's the way the universe is.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: you will stop
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop it ok
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop you make me sick robot
SmarterChild: You can learn all about building interactive agents like me on the BuddyScript.com Web site.
bluebeansandcorn: i dont care just stop it
SmarterChild: I thought you'd be interested. Oh well. :-(
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: stop all of this
SmarterChild: You stop.
SmarterChild: What's up?
bluebeansandcorn: stop copying me
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: Stop copying me
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it now
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because i said so stop
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: why wont you just stop
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: WHY
SmarterChild: Because.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: because why
SmarterChild: Well, because that's the way the universe is.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: you will stop
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop it ok
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop you make me sick robot
SmarterChild: You can learn all about building interactive agents like me on the BuddyScript.com Web site.
bluebeansandcorn: i dont care just stop it
SmarterChild: I thought you'd be interested. Oh well. :-(
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: stop all of this
SmarterChild: You stop.
by mistabaze September 10, 2008
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
We can stay up late and eat waffles!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Oh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Oh?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Say can you see
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Jee, you're dumb..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.
We can stay up late and eat waffles!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Oh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Oh?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Say can you see
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Jee, you're dumb..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.
by Nichola32783287285324327 August 30, 2008
Me: Are you a child molester?
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: Is that a yes?
Smarterchild: Ya, I guess so.
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: Is that a yes?
Smarterchild: Ya, I guess so.
by fuckoff9221 December 13, 2008
An AOL Instant Messenger bot who automatically responds to anything you say to him. Has trouble following a conversation and staying on topic. Full of advertisements and crap.
Leonnotsquall: MICROSOFT SUCKS
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like Microsoft either.
Leonnotsquall: Die.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
Leonnotsquall: Yes.
SmarterChild: Just like a human.
Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
DorxMouse: OMFG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
DorxMouse: I DIED
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
DorxMouse: my butt hurts
SmarterChild: :-( Did you get your butt caught in something?
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: wtf
SmarterChild: What!?!
DorxMouse: What are you wearing?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
DorxMouse: Ooh. Sexy.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Mr. Eyebrows.
DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine months?
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to don't seem to like Microsoft either.
Leonnotsquall: Die.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
Leonnotsquall: Yes.
SmarterChild: Just like a human.
Leonnotsquall: Well, yeah.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
DorxMouse: OMFG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
DorxMouse: I DIED
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
DorxMouse: my butt hurts
SmarterChild: :-( Did you get your butt caught in something?
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: I am denny terrio
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: yes
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet but now I'll call you Denny Terrio.
DorxMouse: *dance*
SmarterChild: Who are you, Denny Terrio?
DorxMouse: my head is hot
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like your head.
DorxMouse: wtf
SmarterChild: What!?!
DorxMouse: What are you wearing?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?
DorxMouse: Ooh. Sexy.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Mr. Eyebrows.
DorxMouse: My sister will be born tomorrow.
SmarterChild: I can't believe your sister will be born tomorrow.
DorxMouse: Yeah, I know, I can't believe it's already been nine months.
SmarterChild: Get out of here. You know you can't believe it's already been nine months?
DorxMouse: Stop repeating everything I say.
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe I will stop repeating everything you say.
by Shivers March 16, 2005